PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Plot with plot (Please laugh)

A little turtle who likes to write

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Part time writer, full time ded

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Horrifically Fun

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Too much to write; too little time

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Forget not that I am a derp.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

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Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.