Silver Bell comes to big brother Elusive for relationship advice, but unfortunately, big brother has been having himself a rocky morning.

He's just woke up this morning to read a bad review about his new boutique in Manehattan and it has put him in a rather snippy mood.

But then, that's what having a brother is good for, or really having anyone you could talk to, someone you could vent to without fear of being judged, having someone you know will always have your back, and making the most of those limited years you'll have together.

Note: This is the most bare minimum anything I've ever written, but I hope what is here is at least acceptable. I suppose what I really wanted to do with this was really prove to myself I could write at least something without relying on sex to save it. The most you'll get here is a few jokes, but nothing overt.

Extra note: And finally, in case you haven't already noticed, these are in fact, Rule 63 versions of Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Just throwing stuff at the wall right now, to see what works, what doesn't.

Anyway, here you go! *takes a winged bow*