Hi all. This might be a long post, apologies in advance.

It's been almost a year since my last update, and just over a year since I had my head smashed in like a watermelon.

Thankfully, for those of you who may still be concerned, the damage was mostly superficial; my skull did its job and I sustained no apparent long term damage. The only real tell that it ever happened is my scar, but it can't be seen beneath my hair anyway.

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Good news:
Not working in the night club atm.

Bad news:
That's because I had my head kicked in by three blokes on a night out and now I have an eye socket made of metal. I'm lucky I didn't lose my eye or sustain brain damage. Bone fragments had to be removed from my eye and sinuses, and the operation involved making an incision from ear to ear across the top of my skull, then peeling my face off like a mask until they could get to the aforementioned injury.

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- Moved out
- Thought I had enough money to cover rent
- Didn't, because the Student Loan Company are a bunch of retards and pay the largest installment AFTER I finish my tenancy agreement
- Had to take up whatever job I could find (no experience)
- Only job I could find is in a night club
- Only working night shifts, 5 nights a week
- Making uni work twice as fucking hard because I'm always tired

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Man's finished moving out.

Man might start writing asap, you get me?

Or man might wait until after Fresher's Week (when he set the deadline for) 'cause he's a fucking mug, init?

Man needs to stop typing like he thinks he's a roadman; he's a fucking wasteman mate.

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My jimmies are fucking rustled.

Like.

Really, seriously, 100% from concentrate with no added colours, flavours, or preservatives rustled.

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Soon.™

I'm actually starting to wonder why fragments of this chapter keep popping up on my various devices in creepypasta-esque fashion. This is the second or third time now, I think... I remember writing this scene on holiday whilst waiting for the bus to take us to the airport; that was a while ago now, definitely.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

Just thought I'd spend my revision break compiling a list of the soundtracks I use for inspiration when writing ATF, as much for you guys as myself (I forget the names of these more often than I'd care to admit). I'll leave a brief summary of what type of scene I associate with each given theme above the videos (whether I've actually written such a scene, or whether I've just imagined it; I'll post either way).

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Just had a five minute study break and decided to cycle through the 'Also liked' and 'Similar' tabs on the right of ATF.

Disturbingly, very few of those stories were ever completed. Most lie in hiatus with absent authors, are cancelled, or are dead fics.

Not the most encouraging thing to find after returning. I wonder if this happens to longer dark fics more than I think it does...

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