Man's Progress Update

Man's finished moving out.

Man might start writing asap, you get me?

Or man might wait until after Fresher's Week (when he set the deadline for) 'cause he's a fucking mug, init?

Man needs to stop typing like he thinks he's a roadman; he's a fucking wasteman mate.

(But in all seriousness I'll probs miss my schedule because Fresher's Week is the single most absolutely crucial opportunity I need to get some solid camaraderie going with the housemates, as well as a few personal endeavours that will no doubt be easier to undertake whilst slightly inebriated).

*BLASTS SKEPTA AT 7000 DECIBELS AND SPEEDS AWAY IN CORSA at 3AM*