Life Update (TRIGGER WARNING: Spooky Scan of my Skull Included) · 11:45pm Jan 2nd, 2017
Good news:
Not working in the night club atm.
Bad news:
That's because I had my head kicked in by three blokes on a night out and now I have an eye socket made of metal. I'm lucky I didn't lose my eye or sustain brain damage. Bone fragments had to be removed from my eye and sinuses, and the operation involved making an incision from ear to ear across the top of my skull, then peeling my face off like a mask until they could get to the aforementioned injury.