What a beautiful Sunset.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Why did my daughter have to introduce me to MLP?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Done.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Retired, but I still check in.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Dead as a doornail since 2014