"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

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Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

No.

Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

"You think you know me..."

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I write to my fancy!