Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

Are you ready, kids?

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Fabulous, darling.

Nuts.

I'm many former things.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Hello. I like to write horsewords.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

I did things, once.

the pleb formerly known as doccular

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

loves tiaras.

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

Another one bites the dust.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

This account is inactive.

Just a girl who wants to read FIMfiction and comment. I might make a few stories. And, if I do, then I hope you enjoy them, or at least find them mildly amusing! Thanks for reading this short bio.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

What's my age again?

space is a waste

And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.

rip