We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

Part time worker, part time writer, full time jabroni. Hello!

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.