Hey guys! I am a new writer, and the fics I will be publishing in the near future will be the first i've written. I also do artwork, and its just as mediocre as my stories! WOO!

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

On 03/02/2014, at 21:52, Cryosite wrote: > Jack, I want you to know I appreciate you. You're a beautiful person and I wish more people were like you.

"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

This is a bio.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Original Works. It was a good run.

I did things, once.

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Just an all-around friendly person/class clown. I'm awesome and I don't do $#!+. Hug Department: Always Open~

time is a crime

irresistible

Not a changeling.

Only mostly dead.

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Let's make some magic!

I like to make fun of poor people.

Guess whose back?!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I love to be surprised by stories. Especially my own.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

No.

"You think you know me..."

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Energy is a property of objects which can be transferred to other objects or converted into different forms, but cannot be created or destroyed.

Silence amongst the sinful.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I am the pony in the shadows.

Passion is the only heat that is soft enough not to burn flesh and hot to set fire to the world.

Don't take me seriously, I know I don't.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?