Jan
27th
2017

hey there · 6:38am Jan 27th, 2017

this is just an update for anyone who might still remember or care about me, i am the asshole formerly known as Razzle Dazzle. i have been trying to grow as a person and become less of an asshole. jesus was i venomous. i still might be, but i've been better about things lately. avoiding internet arguments and the places that spawn them helps (like any sort of comments section whatsoever).

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Jul
13th
2015

Bad anatomy. · 4:41am Jul 13th, 2015

I can feel the effort and quality control flowing forth.

Dreams as broken as those legs.

May
17th
2015

I, for one, welcome our new horsie overlords. · 3:48am May 17th, 2015

It's motherfucking canon you can't motherfucking stop me.

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Apr
4th
2015

Anyone else think the "Staff of Sameness" looks an awful lot like the Spear of Longinus? · 8:00pm Apr 4th, 2015

Illumineighty 2015. God is in his heaven. All is right on Earth.

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Mar
10th
2015

My Heroin · 5:04am Mar 10th, 2015

Razzle Dazzle: the idea of rainbow's cloud home having conventional property laws is kind of weird
Razzle Dazzle: unless... clouds really don't move on their own
Razzle Dazzle: even against the wind that the pegasi set
Razzle Dazzle: regardless, you'd think she would only have a license for a certain volume of airspace, not set to any fixed location
Razzle Dazzle: property laws in cloudsdale would be even weirder

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Feb
15th
2015

Valentimes · 7:37am Feb 15th, 2015

You're so hotly contested, here's a tip.
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip.

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Dec
24th
2014

praise based kniggy · 11:53pm Dec 24th, 2014

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Nov
19th
2014

C: · 12:36am Nov 19th, 2014

“So wait. Does Equestria not have the gender change operation or something? That is the obvious solution in this case. Especially if she gets it done covertly which should be easy for someone with friends of her influence. All she would have to do is go to the Crystal Empire and ask Princess Cadence to get her Royal Surgeon to perform the operation and then help her to get a new life started as a colt by helping her get a covert name change and enough of a covert makeover so that when she went

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Nov
5th
2014

Here's a snippet of a canon rewrite I'm doing... · 3:42am Nov 5th, 2014

The Equestrian Caste System:

Nobility

The aristocracy. These ponies have a history in money, politics, and often lineage traced back to the Equestrian Founders and pre-Equestrian nobility themselves. Old Money. This caste is formed of the constituent Houses.

Gentry

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Sep
26th
2014

RealityCheck seems to have misplaced some items of his · 9:02pm Sep 26th, 2014