hi.

I've been sitting here trying to write this for about a day now, and nothing I put down seems good enough. I am writing this because today marks my ten year anniversary of creating my account on this site. I am writing this entirely for the 14-year-old who did that, on this day, because otherwise I'd just be writing for the void, which one could argue is all we really do, ever. But I digress.

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yo.

I recovered this account solely for some shameless self-promotion.

I have a collection of weird poetry that I just released, so if you wanna check it out, that would make me happy. If you liked my weird words on this site, you'll probably like my weird words in that book. You can even download it and send it to your friends if you feel like it.

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So Happy Ending has kinda sorta gotten some attention lately. Here are some of my thoughts on that:

1. I was completely surprised my the RCL feature. I've always been relatively proud of it, but it's two years old, and certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

2. I know my interview says that there's a prequel in the works, but I really doubt that'll ever get published, or finished for that matter. But I'm happy to talk about what would've gone down in that.

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He drew me an OC because I sent him many pictures of me with huge eyes :)

In other news, I'm about halfway done with the next chapter of Obsolution, so that's going on. Plus, I'm doing Obs' secret santa thing, so that's happening too.

Also, happy Hanukkah!

When I wrote This Isn't a Sad Letter, a lot of people wanted me to explain the events of that story.

I eventually agreed.

Go read it!

plumander

Someone did a reading of Button Dash already! Check it out. She actually pronounced my username sort of correctly!

plumander

Hey guys! Have you noticed the sweet site redesign yet? Well, of course you have. It's super!
Well, it's super... other than the fact that the stats page doesn't have a Top 50 users list anymore.
So I made my own!
Unfortunately, my primary data sources are sort of outdated, and I'd like to go past 50 as well, so here's where y'all come in.
If you know of any users who have between 1000-1500 followers, please tell me their usernames.

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Triple digits woohoo!

I deserve some cake.

But seriously, thanks so much to all of you for supporting me as I pound out random letters at three in the morning and pray they make sense. Well, sometimes they don't, but y'all still seem to like it. Even though sometimes I don't write anything for literally months. So thanks.

Also, go read Dead Silent. I promise it's not awful. Maybe.

plumander

I think this video speaks for itself.