"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

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All the clop, all the time.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The sexiest man you've ever met.

I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

Shut up. Just write.

Too much to write; too little time

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

I'm a writer, always have been always will be. My intrests are for making stories mostly about Changelings, because really; they need love to. Enjoy my stories, leave a like and comments.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Horrifically Fun

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

This is for porn. Want more? Go HERE. Want to commission a story? Send me a PM!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just another girl.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Commissions currently OPEN

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I write things.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Death God

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here