"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Rapists can climb

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

time to get off this furry boat

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Are you a Rebel?

I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Here I am, back at it again, doing absolutely nothing.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I'm a guy who likes penguins and ponies. I sometimes draw stuff and now I write, apparently.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

I'm

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Forget not that I am a derp.

This is fiction. But it is based...

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Wrote a story. Then went back to reading. (Avatar uh... borrowed(?) from Evehly)

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A Dead Account

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

My name is Remedy. Call me Remi. I've recently come into the fandom and have always had a secret passion and natural knack for writing and reading. So now with that said I'm setting it to the test.

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

All bow before my horrible chatroom grammar!

I write stories!

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Let the Clop Flow Freely!!!!