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Too much to write; too little time

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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I like ponies.

A fellow traveler...

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.

I love fluttercord way too much.

Horrifically Fun

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

To Infect and Corrupt

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

space is a waste

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Forget not that I am a derp.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

The one German who is lazy for real.

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.