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I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.

Welcome back to the cum zone

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Not a changeling.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

It's a non-stop disco.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.

Mostly harmless.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Farewell.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I thought you said weast...

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook