We are already dead.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

I got an idea for a story stuck in my head. Now I'm writing it.

A never-ending storm of ideas

I thought you said weast...

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Just because you're breathing, doesn't mean that you're alive. Just because you're human, doesn't mean you have to die. ~ Vincent Bennett

The only ship I ship is friendship.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Too much to write; too little time

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

\m/ I like the devil's music (and his beard). Hide your daughters etc. I mostly write Discord stuff, because nobody parties like a trickster god.

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Horrifically Fun

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Just your average everyday pony fan~ And also, I'm the author of the Ruby Destiny series~ :3

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Tired always.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.