I am not drunk enough for this right now...
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous
Former Russian Soldier now living in Denmark with his girlfriend.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)