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Twisted Brew

I am not drunk enough for this right now...


Battling with the mind of a man and the natural instincts that come with years of survival, you are a troublemaker. You're impulsive, acting mostly on instincts that even your fellow humans have shunned. You can't make sense of it; these very instincts are what kept your species alive for so long, after all.
Ponies aren't much different. They don't accept you, they don't understand you. Which is fine, because you don't understand them either. But her...
She makes sense. Her people make sense. They live a life that seems fulfilling. Maybe you chose the wrong species to surround yourself by. Maybe deep down, you really are an animal.

(This cover art took way too long to make. But, that's the price you pay when you use MS Paint to do literally anything.)

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This story is a sequel to Rust In The Breeze

Coming back to Ponyville after 'dying' was quite a challenge on its own. Things did not go as planned as Ryan made some interesting discoveries since returning that have curved his path. However, he does not intend to simply abandon his former mission. He came back to make amends and right the wrongs of his past and he intends to do exactly that. Now though, with the added responsibility of raising a daughter he didn't know he had, as well as working out the issues that still lie between himself and her mother, this trial may end up being a lot more interesting than he initially thought.

This story picks up shortly after the ending of Rust in the Breeze, with Ryan now ready to face his challenges head on and no longer hiding from the rest of the world, as well as having accepted himself for who he truly is.

FEATURED: 12/12/20 (You all sure didn't waste any time...Story's only been up for like 27 minutes...)

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A few years ago, a mare by the name of Ruby Gaze stumbled upon a strange creature- seeming to be a newborn- in the woods. No pony knew what it was or where its species originated. Being a lonely office worker with not much aside form work going on in her life, Ruby took in the child and raised it as her own. Little did she know that this sweet, innocent looking creature would turn out to be such a hoof-full.
Oddball is a human child with only one notable friend. Growing up around ponies, one would think that he would be as docile and tame as they are. However, it has become painfully obvious that he isn't even close.

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This story is a sequel to Friendship Is Cynical

The cynical bastard, formerly known as Ryan Curtis, was no more. That person had died and been left to rot, leaving someone else in his place.
Rusty Nails, a human that finally broke free of his past, has found happiness over the years and is ready to start enjoying life. However, the mistakes of his former self have started to haunt him. Even while assuming a new identity, the memories of who he was before would occasionally resurface, plaguing his mind and tormenting him mercilessly.
After all this time of adventuring and discovering the man hidden beneath the monster, he is finally ready to return to his old home and make amends for all of the wrongs that his former self had committed. Unknown to him; There's more than just a few hurt feelings to make up for.

FEATURED: 9/9/18
I LIED!!!: 12/12/20

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Life in Equestria has been peaceful for a very long time; However, this kind of peace is not achievable with laws alone. Hidden, like a dirty secret, two societies fight against each other for a fair and just world. Despite their goals being similar, their ways of achieving said goals are far from compatible. One side will grow tired of the other and make a stand, while the other will retaliate so that their way of life will live on. The question is; Which side is right, and which is wrong? But, more importantly; Who will overpower the other?
Who's side are you on?

This idea has been festering for a while. It was inspired by the, always lovely, Lt.Lickme. You can find him on youtube, really wonderful human being. Seriously, check out his stuff. I recommend the ones that this story was inspired from. Anonymous Hacker and Stalker Trolling (More specifically, the stalker reboot: The Watcher)

CLICK HERE to see what I'm talking about!
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This story is a sequel to The Perfect Mate; Twilight Saga

It's been a good while since Ryan and Twilight had gotten married and the years have been good to them. Even after being together for so long though, the spark between them that kept things alive never seemed to die. One might beg to ask the question; How?
Ryan's way of doing it is as simple as it is difficult. Keep her happy, but keep her guessing. And never lose your sense of adventure and mystery. Because love is a fire; mystery will keep it burning, but adventure will keep it alive.

[Just a sweet little Valentines short]

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