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Twisted Brew


I am not drunk enough for this right now...

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Battling with the mind of a man and the natural instincts that come with years of survival, you are a troublemaker. You're impulsive, acting mostly on instincts that even your fellow humans have shunned. You can't make sense of it; these very instincts are what kept your species alive for so long, after all.
Ponies aren't much different. They don't accept you, they don't understand you. Which is fine, because you don't understand them either. But her...
She makes sense. Her people make sense. They live a life that seems fulfilling. Maybe you chose the wrong species to surround yourself by. Maybe deep down, you really are an animal.

(This cover art took way too long to make. But, that's the price you pay when you use MS Paint to do literally anything.)

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Comments ( 17 )

So far I'm liking this, not many stories involving humans and diamond dogs. Consider me highly intrigued, def adding this to the tracking list.

You can see this coming from a mile away. Still a little on edge, you decide to save both yourself and her the time. "Most creatures here can't pronounce my name, for whatever reason. Something about it being too alien." This was another lecture you got from Twilight a few days after introducing yourself. Apparently the alien combination of letters and sounds doesn't quite translate here despite how simple your name actually is. Their alphabet is also nonsensical to you, looking like a bunch of scribbles; as if a four year old was trying to write in cursive, so writing your name down was just as- if not more- confusing to everyone involved. "Ponies call me Handyman. I'm a human." Before she can even ask, you add, "It's a long story. Let's just cut to the chase and say that I'm literally an alien from another planet, in another solar system, located in who-fucking-knows where."

Can’t they teach him and he teaches them. Also they speak the same language but not written.



Also oh boy celestial will probably have a fit if she finds out how everyone In this town treats him.

Wooh, looking forward to seeing what happens next

And then they banged ;)

I love this story keep up the awesome work looking forward to more ;)

Always wanted a diamond dog centric story! Good to see that it's an actuall decent one

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If this happens before cozy, Twilight will be depressed.

Comment posted by Twisted Brew deleted Aug 7th, 2023

11659146 I, in fact, have not heard of this one. I'll gladly read it. thank you.

This is glorious and I am very happy to see you continue it.

Not to be rude or anything, but this is literally the "there is a wolf inside me and it wants to break free ~rwar" thing and that's kinda cringe.

I want out...

Holy fuck I was joking

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There is no escape! You understand the cringe so much that you have become a part of it!

This deserves more recognition

I loved it because there not many human x daimond dog fanfics and you ask what we wanna see in the sequel well I would definitely wanna see more romance between jade and beasty but would also love if the sequel had a cover art of Jade and beasty :heart:

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