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Twisted Brew


I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Jun
12th
2019

Going Out of Business · 7:56pm June 12th

I... will not be updating stories regularly anymore...
It's officially gotten to the point where I just don't have time. I'm way too busy and, according to outside sources, I am "Not making enough for it to matter."
To the few supporters I have on Patreon, I would suggest abandoning that ship, as I will no longer be making updates once a month as I have been. I'll try to finish the stories I already have out, but it's going to take considerably longer.

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Dec
29th
2018

Online · 3:22am Dec 29th, 2018

There is now a section on my page called Online Shit. (Small box in upper right corner) It will provide links to 3 different things:

My Discord server; Where everything is fucked and no one is safe. There's a lot of weird things in there that can be entertaining to anyone with my sense of humor, but extremely offensive to literally everyone else. The server is 18 and up only!

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Sep
15th
2018

Name Change!!! · 1:49am Sep 15th, 2018

I put it to a vote in my Discord sever (See link in previous blog) and there you have it!
My new name!

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Sep
5th
2018

I'm back, baby! · 8:05pm Sep 5th, 2018

Such misfortune that I should return...
What's up guys! I'm still breathing! (By some miracle)
I've only posted about my little break in a chapter update, for which I apologize. For those who don't know, I took a short break to figure things out after I was told about my grandmother being diagnosed with cancer. There's not shit that I can do about it, so I decided to get my ass back into gear. Before I start rambling, I have a few announcements to make.

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May
28th
2018

Solved!!! · 10:28pm May 28th, 2018

DekaSkittalz

Thanks to this wonderful son of a bitch, not only is my computer running properly, but everything is clean and ready to fuckin' go! A big thank you to him. He's helped me out a few times in the past with editing and now he saved my fucking computer from becoming a pile of shattered plastic with a pickaxe lodged in the screen.

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May
26th
2018

Problem!!! · 10:03pm May 26th, 2018

Okay, so... Problem...
We have no idea what happened exactly, so I'm gonna go ahead and say what I can and try to keep this short.
My laptop is fucked. We don't know what's wrong, but shit isn't working. All that time I spent bitching about Discord not opening on it was in vain. There are a LOT of sites that won't open and now my primary search engine won't. We tried to use the backup, but that's not working either.

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May
12th
2018

Update: COMING SOON!!! · 11:37pm May 12th, 2018

As I've stated to those who roam the chaotic depths of my Discord server, I will be going out of state once again to visit family. Just like the previous times, I will have no connection to the outside world what-so-ever. Most of that state is a dead zone so the chances of seeing me during these next few days will be slim to none. More than likely none.
Ah, but that's not why you're here. If anything you saw the title and thought, "What's this dumb, motherfucker doing now?"

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Apr
14th
2018

Bye for now · 12:39am Apr 14th, 2018

I've decided to take a break from writing for a bit.
I'm not saying that I'm quitting, or that it doesn't interest me anymore, or anything like that. My mind is in a really bad place right now is all.
Last night, two very close friends of mine were killed. They were crossing the street and some fucking idiot apparently didn't see them. I don't know, guys. I don;t know how to feel, or how to react right now. I just gotta get away fro everything for a little bit to clear my head.

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Feb
27th
2018

Discord · 7:28pm Feb 27th, 2018

Okay, as some of you know, I accidentally created a Discord server while intoxicated. That being said, I managed to fuck up a lot of the settings in the process and nothing was working properly. I've decided NOT to delete the server and instead reset the entire thing (kinda, I'm still learning how to use it)

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Feb
23rd
2018

Work Work Work (PART 2) · 3:57am Feb 23rd, 2018

I have good news and bad news, and a second helping of bad news! And for once, some of the bad news aint all that bad.

Good News: That project I've been working on; You know, the one that's only supposed to be 1/3 of the way done by June? Well, we've been kicking ass and taking names cause we're 3 whole months ahead of schedule! We are fucking shit up in all of the best ways! It's going pretty good, I'm proud of myself and everyone else involved.

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