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Jan
19th
2021

For A Better Future (For Me Only) · 2:27am Jan 19th, 2021

I wish I had a world populated with only those who match my personal template of what a person should be.

It would be so beautiful and clean. Think Germany under the National Socialist leadership and Current-day North Korea. My own little kingdom.

Let My Will Be Done.

PS: Don't project. You have no idea what such a world would look like nor how it would function. I can assure you that most of your assumptions would be incorrect.

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May
31st
2016

Happy Birthday to Me! · 11:05pm May 31st, 2016

It's just passed midnight here in the UK.

As of 1 June, I am 36 years old. :pinkiegasp:

Report VitalSpark · 524 views · #me
Aug
19th
2015

Fairweather Campers · 7:23pm Aug 19th, 2015

Okay, so several hours of heavy rain (and more forecast overnight) have sent us packing back home a day early!

Quick message for one person in particular (she knows who she is): forget what I said earlier in the week. I'm an idiot. Best friends forever, okay?

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Sep
22nd
2018

Friday night And today · 10:58pm Sep 22nd, 2018

Last friday night, I ended up drunk for the first Time of my life, I cried two times, first it was for my grandpa And grandma who are not with us anymore, rest in peace. And the second Time was for my sister who changed Town. And today, it was one of the best/ worst day of my life. We went to see my sister with all my family from my father side, then my aunt And her boyfriend came, I love them, but every Time I see them, We end up screaming at each other. For a moment, I wanted to jump off the

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Jul
11th
2015

Cold Leftover Pizza is Best Breakfast · 7:00am Jul 11th, 2015

It is.

Also, somebody go follow Phoebe. She's been sitting at 199 followers for around a day and the suspense is killing me, mang.

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Jul
13th
2015

Realizing There's Nothing You Can Do · 9:14pm Jul 13th, 2015

I've been in a situation recently where — some people on this site know some of the details, and others I've probably bored to death with all of the details, but I'm afraid I'll just be a bit vague here — I'm not able to spend time with somebody that means a lot to me. I want to. She wants to. But there are obstacles in her way.

Anyway, I was listening to a Bruno Mars song today and thinking about her. Here are some of the lyrics.

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Aug
17th
2015

Camping · 12:07pm Aug 17th, 2015

I'm going camping tomorrow for a couple of nights, so you probably won't see me around much.

I'll be trying to check in on my phone once or twice a day, so dear friends, please send me loads of fun PMs to look at. (Not YouTube videos though, cos phone and limited bandwidth!)

:heart:

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May
6th
2016

this is me · 6:59am May 6th, 2016

someone help me

Nov
27th
2019

I can feel it dwindling, my life fades before my eyes and I'm left with but one question... · 9:59pm Nov 27th, 2019

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Okay, hol' the fuck up. I can't, for the life of me say I ever saw this coming. Especially with what was originally supposed to be a one-shot :facehoof:

Yep, that's right. Lack of Tact, the very same fucker who just put his name down even though you already know who wrote this blogpost, hit
One.
Fucking.
Kay
likes on a goddamn story.

A goddamn story that irritated me to no fucking end.

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Jul
21st
2015

Oh Pinkie, I know dat feel · 10:24am Jul 21st, 2015

In other news, I drew this a few days ago. Isn't it awesome? What pony should I do next?

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Aug
4th
2015

I'm Majin Syeekoh's Alt! · 7:03am Aug 4th, 2015

Not really!

But apparently Majin has been accused of creating me as an alt account. :rainbowlaugh:

It's an honour, I suppose. He's a good writer.

But everybody knows I'm really knighty's alt. Lel.

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Aug
4th
2015

Tinker Bell · 7:22am Aug 4th, 2015

I don't know why, but I've always kind of identified with Tinker Bell.

Actually, I know why, but I'm not telling.

So I started using her as an avatar a little while ago. And now, because reasons (mostly because I ship her so hard with another character) I'm going to stick with her for the foreseeable future.

But do not despair. I will still have a frequently changing avatar, as I have a whole folder of Tinker Bell images.

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Nov
12th
2015

Mr Blue Sky · 3:17pm Nov 12th, 2015

I just heard this last night!

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Feb
22nd
2021

Face · 3:18pm Feb 22nd, 2021

I think it's time for me to reveal the face of the one causing such madness with his writing worthy of Discord Himself!

Gaze upon the face of the one who turned Spike Drake, the little dragon everypony love and cares for into Spike Motherfucking Drake, a teenage fucker who takes no shit from anypony, who loves being evil just for the hell of it!

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Report spike the lone wanderer · 190 views · #Me
May
23rd
2018

AMA over at /r/MLPlounge · 5:26am May 23rd, 2018

I did the Plounger Ask Me Anything thing a few weeks ago. Come check it out.

Report MasterThief · 184 views · #It Me
Feb
1st
2016

I did a bad thing, for good reasons · 10:45am Feb 1st, 2016

About three months ago, a user of this website, who had become a good friend, contacted me to tell me she'd been self-harming. We talked about it a lot that night and I told her I would do whatever I could to stop her. (If you can guess who it is, please do not comment below. Respect her privacy.)

The next day, she skipped her medication, and was acting a little crazy and surprisingly suggested she'd like to try roleplaying with me — and that it would be sexual.

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Jul
25th
2015

Banbury Cross · 11:21am Jul 25th, 2015

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes.

What exactly is a cock horse? I don't think I want to know.

Anyway, I'm in Banbury now.

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Dec
7th
2017

Three Years · 10:55am Dec 7th, 2017

Oh, so I've been on this site for three years now.

Sorry I've been quiet lately.

I might publish a story or something in 2018. That would be nice.

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Sep
22nd
2018

Friday night And today · 10:56pm Sep 22nd, 2018

Last friday night, I ended up drunk for the first Time of my life, I cried two times, first it was for my grandpa And grandma who are not with us anymore, rest in peace. And the second Time was for my sister who changed Town. And today, it was one of the best/ worst day of my life. We went to see my sister with all my family from my father side, then my aunt And her boyfriend came, I love them, but every Time I see them, We end up screaming at each other. For a moment, I wanted to jump off the

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Report spike the lone wanderer · 192 views · #me
Sep
7th
2015

Recently I have mostly been watching… · 8:29pm Sep 7th, 2015

Sofia the First

Kill La Kill

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