Hello again everyone, Rusty back to tell you a little about, well, me. I was born in Canterlot General Hospital to my mom, a nurse, who is named Caring Heart, and my dad, an engine driver like me, Rolling Thunder. I was born on April 13th. Ever since I was young, I have loved trains and my first train item was a baby blanket. I didn't really have a notable childhood, not bad by any mean, but nothing fantastic, I have to go now, but next time, I will tell you all my cutie mark

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Just a few vignettes that strike my fancy, while I work on a scandalous little romp to share. I need to shake off rust, while having fun, so this will suffice.

Nothing huge, just little Non-Canon shorts.

This is a rant on spoilers. Ignore this if you want.

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As I've stated to those who roam the chaotic depths of my Discord server, I will be going out of state once again to visit family. Just like the previous times, I will have no connection to the outside world what-so-ever. Most of that state is a dead zone so the chances of seeing me during these next few days will be slim to none. More than likely none.
Ah, but that's not why you're here. If anything you saw the title and thought, "What's this dumb, motherfucker doing now?"

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Remember when obscure Spike shippings that were met with middling reviews and a lot of confused interest popped out of this account like every few months?

Remember Spike stories that felt like they could have an entire pop-punk album written based on them?

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*A figure lies with his head on the desk snoozing, when an alarm clock goes off*

Alarm: Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom… Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom… Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom…

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OPENED UP: Knockers Up by Rusty Warren, which is an album "that has Mr. and Mrs. America rolling on the floor from coast-to-coast" apparently. It's in "Superlaphonic Hi-Fi" which I never heard of before. It was showcased on the Oddity Archive. It's from 1960, and, given the nature of the album (and the episode of the Archive on which it was showcased) this was probably hid behind the counter. And the disc is in mint condition, not got a

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Good morning. This is, from my point of view, a comedy blog. From the point of view of my family and loved ones, it's a horror story.

I'm so fucking back, baby. Hi, all. Did you miss me? I know I did.

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Howdy folks! It’s been a few weeks since I last did one of these. My last set of Read It Later reviews was published on May 8th, so it’s been almost two weeks since then!

Yes, 13 days. Only 13 days. It’s crazy though, because it feels like it’s been more than a year!

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If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me. 

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