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Twisted Brew


I am not drunk enough for this right now...

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Dad tomorrow is my birthday are you proud. And I love this, as a birthday present you should choose this one to continue :3

Honestly i like this better but that's just cause i have a limited capacity for horror/gore. Too much and I'm turned away from it. But thats just me.

7772856 Happy fuckin' birthmas! I'll be drinking tonight on your behalf. Whatever shenanigans I get into are your fault... And I'll continue this fucking story... After I'm plastered.

Cool, a new Ryan story came out.

(reads it)

Aaaand it's awesome. Liked, tracked, favorited.

7774989 Can you pick me up 2 number 9's dad.

That reference from HU for the win!

Ryan is awesome and I want to be like him, and thank you for another Ryan story.

Man today was a good day. Thanks so much for this

Best story 10/10, 11/10, 9.45/34569

I like this ryan he is funny

OH dear god this story is awesome. 11/10 would bang again.

And why can't this machine add more likes to this story? I keep pushing the thumbs up and it ain't going up!

As always with your stories, I regret that I can't hit like for every chapter.

Damn Ryan sure is popular with the mares:ajsmug:

That burn at the end tho!! Ryan gonna need some ice for dat shit.

So who is this guy and did you intend for him to be a 100% hate-able asshat?

Oh hey one of the background ponies is getting some action!

Love the guy, I just know this guy in real life, is an asshole but always fun to hang around with, as fun as roasting, insulting and burning each other and be best bud the next day can be. We even got in a fight with each other, drunk of course, we think we're fighting like Spartan, when we were swinging our fist like we're trying to do a mating ritual. Good times, good times. Also having a good time reading this 10/10 Congrats for being top 15 on the greatest HIE intro I've read without cringing.

This guy, this guy. Yes, so much yes. Is there a yes button beside the like button on this story, because they need to add that yes button. Fuck this man for being an asshole and fuck him for being a likeable asshole.

Good story I give it a perfect 5/7

Are you really Dundundun's father?

I'm liking this version of Ryan, even if he is a dick. Well, he was always a dick...

Wow. Poor dashie...y did you have to crush her heart evil??? :fluttercry::flutterrage::raritycry:

please let Ryan and RD work things out to where they aren't breaking hings at least?

7799994 probably will happened, just not anytime soon.

7800048 work in progress with them is all I would ask for if I was there.

you will always lose to naked cuddles Ryan, just take it and love it.

Poor ryan but he does it to himself.

Me god he know humor, stop making me like this guy, make me hate him dammit. He's an asshole and I suppose to hate him. Y u do tis man, y u gotta rite such gud chrater charactre charecter story.

my mind is telling me no....but my body!...my bodies telling me YEAH!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

After this I think it would be interesting to see Ryan and the changelings interact either as a one shit or story or not your choice.

Hmmm. Interesting twist. Wasn't expecting chrissy.

He truly was an interesting creature. She couldn't help but wonder if his entire species worked the same way he did, or if he was an anomaly among them as well.

Meh, in my experience it's a bit of both.

ALSO, I have decided to follow through with the Christmas chapter I brought up on my page that no one read.

What page, Precious? We didn't see any pages? WHERE IS IT PRECIOUS!?:twilightangry2::pinkiecrazy:

This guy is saltier than a sailor on the dead sea.

Yes, I know it would have been easier to say 'Happy Holidays', but fuck you. I like this version better.

Me too.

As the Nostalgia Critic would say:

CHRISTMAS!!!

The author's note at the end had me rolling.

7819367 possible sex scenses, the massive amount of language, take your pick.

Good shit evil. Would love to see some saucey sex scenes where ryan has fun with chrysalis while shes in another ponies form.

Another Christmas come and gone. I can't wait for New Years tho Ima get more loaded then a 12 gauge shotgun full of buckshot

Spent.
All.
My.
Money.
I got for Christmas.

She actually wasn't insulting his intelligence, merely his ignorance. Insulting his intelligence would be her saying he should learn to read. However, he would likely be too ignorant to know the difference.

lol futanari surprise, or just a very feminize stallion either way he fucked something with a dick, prepare for a chapter composed or lots of rage and swearing

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H-help, I-I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh: :twilightsheepish: :yay:

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And shit tons of regrets about the proper way to case a joint for mares and "mares".

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