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Twisted Brew


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Uh Oh! Here comes the sequel! :pinkiehappy:
And first because why not

I liked the first one, but i have my misgivings with this. Keeping the name would be odd but acceptable. But restarting with the exact same character seems foolish. But im willing to give it a chance.

Of course there has to be changes since its Twilights plot now, if you know what I mean :moustache:

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the first story.

Just got done reading the first one so my curiosity demanded that I read this one too.

It's like some alternative universe of perfect mate?!

7479569 it's same universe more or less but a different path that was followed with some minor differences.

Lol evil my man. Even in the opening description you got a laugh out of me. This votes well for your shenanigans.:twilightsmile:

Interesting first chapter. Funny how he's pulled in with his car nearly running over the mane 6 and spike. Keep dem updates coming bro, wanna see the crazy shit you come up with.

Well, This actually might be pretty good. I mean My Best Friend; Luna/Stella has done the whole reusing the romantic interest and it worked..... I better follow this.

7479597 So did he reboot the other perfect mate but still the same Ryan but with Twilight?

7479765 that might be somewhat accurate. He didn't want to let go of the character ryan so he made some changes to events. Instead of being pulled to Equestria by all the princesses when he went into the water(when he jumped to get away from the demented cop) it happened much later in a car way after the original story. It's somewhat a sequel and somewhat a different route of events that unfold. Kinda like how in one version of a universe a coin flip goes one way but in an almost identical one the flip goes another way leading to much different events then the other one.

7480074 Okay, I'm bit confuse but better now than before. I don't care, I think this two is in the same Ryan but in the different ways too.
Is something I can handle with.

7480080 well at least i was able to partially help u out so small win for me!:pinkiehappy:
But ya just think of it as like a river following a new path or something like that.

7480159 If you want help me, I will be glad to receive that help.
But I just like this two versions of perfect mate. So I don't know what happened.

Huh. Not bad. Can't wait for the next chapter.

So good must moar moar. MOAR *said in the voice of zoidberg*

Bad move twi. She's gonna get the surprise of a lifetime.

This man..... I like him, ANOTHER!!!!!!

I smell stupid!

Yes, but more importantly did he find alcohol?

7493692 Of course he did! He can sniff out booze like a f**king bloodhound. He's so good, he finds liquor cabinets by accident!

7499788
Well...looks like we have a lot in common.

I hate cliffhangers. Other then that it is good as it is

Been awhile brah. Where you been? Also good chap for what it was, aside from some errors that is.

I'm appalled by Ryan, and what he is subjecting Twilight to. At the same time I find him intriguing.
It's like a train wreck, you know shouldn't look, but morbid curiosity compells you to just the same.
I'm sure deep down he's a decent chap...anyone who has an innate ability to find liquor cabinets can't be all bad now can he?
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i think somepony invoked the ponka :pinkiecrazy:


will the pink 1 be in this more?

This chapter made me laugh so hard can't wait for more chief.

Ah, there's the Ryan we all know and love :raritystarry:

Hey Ryan, your stupid is showing!

See now this, this is what we've been waiting for.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

Ha! You still got it man. Nice way to stick it to the manager of the hayburger btw!!

You got a chuckle out of me for that last line. Good job mate!

Before you write the next chapter, take 20 seconds and read this.
http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000175.htm

7507504 I know, I'm not perfect. Still working on it

7507506 It's a reoccuring error, thought I'd point it out.

Interesting. And there's the mind fuck, about liking a sentient humanoid pony. Personally if i ended in Equestria after the initial melt down of not being able to get home i wouldn't have much of a problem dating a pony anthro or 4 legged, but it for sure wouldn't happen off the bat and said pony would have to be willing to go the distance.

Twilight watch as a shit eating grin spread across his face. As bizzar as he was, and as stupid as he acts sometimes, she had to admit that he made a very clever move. Not only that, but he knew exactly what he was doing and how to make it all work out for him. She gave the human a somewhat stern look. Perhaps he is smarter than he lets on.

Something shiny!

This made me laugh my ass off for a full minute.:rainbowlaugh:

Wonder what our lone human meant by that whole it's not you bit? Can't wait to find out.

Well in the last story Luna was a free spirit and enjoyed doing stupid and crazy things. Twilight is the complete opposite. She is the teachers pet and tries to do things literally by the book. The serious aspect makes it realistic and very understandable.

Twenty eight relationships, twenty eight failures, and only two of which weren't his fault. It all boiled down to the same thing, his fear. Fear of being committed, of sharing his life with someone, of never being able to express himself to his significant other. He could keep them happy, that was easy. The hard part was keeping himself happy.

All of these faults fell on him, leading him to his current life. Working long hours for a good pay, then going to parties and hooking up with strangers just for a night of fun. The only thing he had ever really been good at maintaining with any of his ex's was being a decent fuck-toy. He would get calls from time to time from his ex's when they were feeling lonely just so he could go over there and end up being straddled on sight.

He wasn't complaining about it, it's fun to have girls lined up and ready to fuck your brains out at a moments notice. However, no mater how much sex he had or how many drinks he could swallow down, it never filled this ever growing void in his chest.

This whole thing -minus the crossed out bits- kinda makes him sound like Charlie Harper if he actually wanted a serious relationship.:trollestia:

The vehicle had been removed about a day after they had taken the human to the hospital.

Ryan: "Dude, where's my car?"

"Please, God...Don't let there be a next time." He openly prayed, not wanting to have to go through another wormhole in space just to meet another sick minded creature that wanted his alien dick.

Inb4 'The Perfect Mate; Praise the Sun' :trollestia:

7507611 Extreme anxiety to attractive females that Like/Love you

Dude I love you, ur updating so often and it makes me so damn happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7507787 ... That would have been so perfect

7508288 I'm glad, next update will be tonight at 12:00

7508472 You could always have him suddenly remember that he did, in fact, have something like that with him in a later chapter.

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