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We are the fuel for the Meme Machine, harvest the moist juice and begin the ritual of Ebola. The dead will never know this joy.
We live, we love, we die. Hopefully in that time I can leave something of value, so tonight I type away at my keyboard to clear my head of these stories. I hope you enjoy.
Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.
Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
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Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!
Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life
"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family
A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.
"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury
Working on ruling the world. Chillin with villains, relies on me myself and I. And is known champion in competitive God slaying.
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.
I like a variety of stories, but I enjoy crossovers the most (not counting displaced). As such, I'm only doing crossover stories right now.
Not much to tell, just an amateur with nothing better to do.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Always out in the open fields catching the breeze!
"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky
Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!
Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.
Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.
"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice
Sup. I'm a guy that loves MLP, and also loves dragons. I'm an artist and studying to be an animator... but writing fics is still pretty fun. Not really much else to say.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.
I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.
I pity the man who has known no struggles, for it is only through hard times that we know who we truly are.