Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
Hello everyone, my name is Legendary Emerald. I'm a comedy writer who's got a preference for ponies, and I aim to entertain.
Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.
I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
A CPA making his way in the corporate world.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!
"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)
I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
[dead account] formerly known as IceboxFroggie, now known as Murmurpunk
Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”