Ohai! Extantdread here, available for some of your needs! Aviator, avid reader, occasional writer!

space is a waste

Butts Butts BUTTS!

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I type stories using my hands

Hmmmm. A biography, eh? Should be- Nahhhh, can't be bothered. I do art and stuff (like my profile pic), so if you want to check that out, you can, here: http://thedoctorwhooves.deviantart.com/

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

A fellow traveler...

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

Good vibes? Good vibes.

What the fresh fuck

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.