I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I'm

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

"You think you know me..."

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

Sum fluffy thing managed to get a hold of a computer...that fluffy thing was me.

All the clop, all the time.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.

Your soul shall be mine...

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Guess whose back?!

God, I'm so sorry.

Long time lurker turned writer.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Are you a Rebel?