An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Are you not entertained?

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

This space for rent.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

To Infect and Corrupt

I'm the type of person who logs onto Fimfiction on a near daily basis to read stories like a rabid wolf and unintentionally finds themself auto-correcting errors as they read... Glad to meet you!

Hard worikng Writer. Likes to read stories and Impove his skills. Has a strange sences of humor, don't hold it against me.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

Tiny humans. You are small. I crush. Crush like bugs. Voltswagon Bugs. Smaaaallllll.

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

irresistible

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

They say misery loves company. Not quite. I love Misery's company.

A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Proud lurker.

I'm just here to write.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Mrrp

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Platypus with a pen.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Among the living on a trial basis.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin