An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5