Luna just wanted some bits to go shopping with! Now, she's stuck cleaning out a room filled with a thousand years of tributary gifts given to her since her banishment. What a mare will do for some extra cash.
It can get so boring up there in Canterlot, so to alleviate that Discord tries his talon at writing the most offensive literature his twisted mind can conceive.
Applejack loves riding her horse Whinnypeg whenever she's not at school. Too bad she's gone missing, even worse that the portal to Equestria is open right now.