I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

One who loves a good story.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

"You think you know me..."

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Trying to be a writer while editing and proofreading in a corner somewhere.

Another one bites the dust.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

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Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Mostly harmless.

[Remember to write one of those short profile bio things]

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

This is fiction. But it is based...

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Too much to write; too little time

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Already got a FiMFic account for non-adult stories so thought I'd start up one for the more mature edged stuff and give it a go.