Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

The man without a plan.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

We didn't start the fire.

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

Only mostly dead.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

"You think you know me..."

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Um. Hi!

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

I'm a human who lives on the planet Earth.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

A groovy mystery, gang.

tacos is the new muffins!

loves tiaras.