Who Was Best Pony?

With your host, Church!

Fluttershy. Discord Tamer.

Hello hello, and welcome to the latest installment of Who Was Best Pony?. I hope that you are enjoying your weekend, and I hope that you enjoyed this weekend's episode. Hope.

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That all fanfictions were golden once.

And my dream came true.

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So my buddy Martian has gotten into drawing as well as writing fanfiction. I thought it was funny. Then, I decided "hey, I suck at drawing. I can do that too!"

I'm kidding, buddy.

Anyway, guess what I did? I put my ATROCIOUS drawing ability to the test! These are my first pony (and pretty much any) drawings EVAR.

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Anybody want a new avatar?

You could look just like me. Crappy photoshop and all. We could be like a CULT. How AWESOME would that be.

I would love to make one for you. Mainly because I'm bored and stuff. That's mostly it. I'm pretty bored.

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Perhaps you'll get a picture. Maybe you won't.

Rockin' the nerd look.

No, but I don't have to wear them all the time. Only when I'm driving and when I want to because I can't see shit in the distance, like, at all.

Some people look good in glasses. Others don't. I'd say I look stylish. Sort of. Maybe a little bit.

Nevermind it for now.

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I decided to change my avatar and break the rules.

Shhhhhhh, don't tell anybody!

Yes, my new avatar does say "Because Everybody Else Sucks" right on it.

I'm so modest! :D

It's so adorable. Who doesn't love crappy photoshop?

Tell me I'm pretty,

- Church

Okay. These are a few awesome people I've befriended recently that make me feel important when I'm really not. You should follow them as well! BECAUSE YOU SHOULD.

FIRST PERSON: sparkfyre. Because sparkfyre is a nice lady. Well, kind of. She recently got all of her stories taken away by some UNFORESEEN FORCE. But you should follow her for her sheer SILLINESS and AWESOMENESS. Duh. We're best fwends, aw yeah.

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I forgot to ask you guys, and the holidays are over and everything, but oh well. I wanted to ask what was the most favorite of gifts you got this holiday season?

How about ever?

What has always been your favorite moment of the holiday season?

Me:
Favorite Gift: The pair of Sperry's I got (They're wicked awesome)

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Name: Church

Status: I had a sudden idea (shocking)

Title of new fiction: All Dragons Go to Heaven (subject to change)

Description: Ponies live for maybe 200 years. Dragons live for thousands.

Tags: Soul-wrenching (I think)

Notes: This will be my first serious fiction ever. I would like for it to be done well. It's going to take a lot of time. But I hope in the end it's worth it (in other words, about two thumbs up or so).

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