People you should follow because they're AWESOME! · 1:56am Jan 15th, 2013
Okay. These are a few awesome people I've befriended recently that make me feel important when I'm really not. You should follow them as well! BECAUSE YOU SHOULD.
FIRST PERSON: sparkfyre. Because sparkfyre is a nice lady. Well, kind of. She recently got all of her stories taken away by some UNFORESEEN FORCE. But you should follow her for her sheer SILLINESS and AWESOMENESS. Duh. We're best fwends, aw yeah.
SECOND PERSON: KitsuneRisu. Why are you not following him? Why? He has like double the talent of me. Also, a conversation with him is like talking to a smarter version of me. Maybe you read These City Walls. Click the button CLICK THE BUTTON.
THIRD PERSON: RandomHero. Random said that he didn't want me plugging him. But he DESERVES it. Why? Because Random is modest and COOL. Don't you LIKE cool people? Maybe you read his first fic ever What is Fame Without Friendship? FRIENDS. HAVE THEM.
FOURTH PERSON: Martian. Just... holy crap. Read Dance and you'll see why every fiction you ever make pales in comparison. Just... wow. No words.
I'd plug you, fatty. But you hate me and I'm supposed to hate you. But maybe you follow fattymagee1 for the hell of it. FOR THE HELL OF IT.
Check these people OUT. Church commands you. They're cool people, and would I lie?
MORE cool people to come.
- Church
Wtf man... why am I not up there lolz... I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT!
Wat
712576 I DID put you up there. But you hate me and stuff. So there's that.
TIL talent can be quantified.
712594 Lol you liar you never considered me
MOAR
Oh wait, I am up there sort of lol... how did I miss that haha
Stop giving me watch referrals and stories!
I already have enough of those coming from multiple places!
712589 Seriously, lol. All of her stories were taken down by magic.
712597 Talent is something even I don't have.
712608 There will be MOAR!
712629
*yay*
712629
...Wat
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SELECTIVE AWESOMENESS
Dear lord, Church, within SECONDS of you posting this, I got like 3 new follows, lol. You are like....
Stalin.
A good Stalin. You know. All the mustache, none of the soviet.
OK so, questions.
1. What the heck happened to sparkfyre's stories? o_o
2. Why These City Walls? Did Twifight put you up to this? >_>; That surely isn't the one that people would have read... is it?
3. Twice the talent? Don't you mean HALF THE POON?
Also, I'm totally following all these people now. BECAUSE YOU SAID SO.
712629
Surely you must be joking. You have plenty of talent. PLENTY.
Church, why have you forsaken me?
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712618 DO IT FILLY
712646 1. She posted a blog one day saying her page got wrecked. We don't know what happened, but she can't get her stories back.
2. ... maybe...
3. I mean turkeys and chicken. Who are birds.
YEAH! FREE FOLLOWS!
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712650 I'm sorry. You'll get over it soon haha.
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love youz sparky
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God, I hate birds.
Also, you really shouldn't use TCW as the one to pimp me out with. It's an all OC story. It honestly is a DETERRENT. People will BURN me for it.
Instead, and what's better than that story, is you should link me to this picture of dog poop. It encapsulates my entire breadth. and width. and span. and smell.
Chuuurrrch, somepony thumbed me down for having poop in my comment =(
I AM SAD NOW.
713282 Or maybe it's because you hated birds. Maybe they have pet birds. Ever think of that? BIRDS!
Fuck birds. Seriously. Jesus, ugh.
Okay. Um, are you in the little ponyville doc? I'll go there.
713288
Yeah, I'm in the hub! And yes. Fuck birds. you see, birds are the rats of the sky. Except for the cute ones, which are the hamsters of the sky.
I approve
You... you did this blog, and the downvote on Dance vanished...
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I must be. I have yet to realize the powers bestowed upon me, however!
I feel very neglected.
714879 Everybody knows you're my best friend, Twifight
These is my fwends I've only just gotten to know.
715023
Oh.
OKAY THEN!
Tra-la-la-la-la.
715041 lol OKAY!
Four of the five authors you've listed are friends of mine - OF COURSE THAT'S COOL.
Fatty has gotten weird though. I miss the days when he was funny instead of... whatever he is now.
THESE CITY WALLS! An excellent recommendation. The first beloved piece of MLP fan fare that turned me into a pony whore. Except that's a good thing.
KitsuneRisu even devoted a character after me! Yeah! I'm the dead filly in the second to last chapter! WOO FAME!
715115 Haha fatty. We love him because he said "fuck it" and stopped caring. LIKE A TRUE HERO.
I'VE never been in a story before! I wanna be a dead filly! Or colt! Or both!
Is that possible? SURE IS.
715125
I'm pretty sure you're already iconic!
Hm. I'm motivated to write a series of short stories entitled, "Ponies vs. People". In each chapter, an author friend of mine would become a HiE, and subsequently either killed or enslaved! THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
You'd ideally be enslaved by Fluttershy, I'd be dissected by Twilight, and KitsuneRisu would be left in a hole to die by Applejack. BRILLIANT.
715158 I frickin' ADORE that idea!
DO IT, FILLY
...Ok, I get it. It was all a game...
just a silly little game...
716487 ...
Sorry, wat?
716566
....Just to be clear, this isn't your best friend list is it?
716638 Kiara you silly. Would I do that? These are a list of peoples I've met recently that have become my friends.
Otherwise, I would have left my own editor out, the FIRST PERSON to ever give a friendly hello to me on the site, a crazy Twifight Sparkill who was my FOURTH FOLLOWER EVAR and YOURSELF.
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Mmm. I see. Yeah, Twifight's cool. At least I have her
for backup.
716691 Bittersweet
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What's bittersweet? Who? Me?
716719
I freaking love you.
716815
, Twifight? Really? You do? XD, What did you drink?
716825
... DON'T TEST MY LOVE. I mean it.
716847>>716825 GIRLS! YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY AND I LOVE YOU.
But we don't have to be FORCEFUL with our love now.
That sounded weird.
Um. Let's just leave it at that.
716847
It's not that I "tested" it! I love you too!*hugs*
But, just to be clear, we're both nuts for Churchy, right?
716856
Hmph.
Boooooooooth?
716872 oh oh.
I just can't seem to please everybody.
I'm a FAILURE.
716896
Listen, nopony loves you more than little old ME! But, I understand you (like?) us both! I'm ok with that!
WAIT! OK, YOU ARE NOT!
716902 lol read my bio on my page
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............................................................................If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.....
ERMAHGOSHYES!!!
716926 Haha, did you enjoy my song? I WROTE it!
Not really, but still.
716931
Song? OH YES!!! I DID! I'm practically squeeing into a tissue from it!
Well, that and you, of course...