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Jun
30th
2012

Interesting things that nobody cares about. · 3:37pm Jun 30th, 2012

Here are some interesting facts that absolutely nobody cares about.

1. A Bar At the Folies Bergere- the main character? Yeah. That's my name.

2. Where the Clouds Move By Their Own Accord- Slysweep makes an appearance in this story. Slysweep was originally Fluttershy's father's name in "Trouble With Dreams" before I decided to leave her parents nameless. Lavender was her mother's name.

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Jun
29th
2012

Bad news everyone! · 2:50pm Jun 29th, 2012

So, there hasn't been an update on "Clouds" recently. Why not?

Well, I'm struggling to write it now. I've got NOTHING. If I force it (which I have done in the past) it'll just suck.

Sad Face!

I hope it'll be done before summer ends. In other news "Of Moments and Melodies" should be updated today, permitting bad weather... wait, wha?

In the meantime, here's the lyrics to a song I've written (I'm a better musician than a writer)-

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Jun
27th
2012

Hmm. · 10:01pm Jun 27th, 2012

I have just posted the story "A Bar At the Folies Bergere". It is the worst story I will ever write. I'm actually fairly interested in the response to it... how will people react? I think it's going to be comical.

Maybe it won't even pass moderation! YEE HAW!

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Jun
24th
2012

Dear Princess Celestia... · 6:05pm Jun 24th, 2012

I have amassed a slight following. I do not know what happened there.

But thank you, people who I now love (suckers)

I MEAN GOOD FRIENDS!

Anyway... enjoy your time here. I pray I don't disappoint you all TOO much. I would have to cry...




Well gosh, um. Let's talk about stuff!

-Who is best pony?

-Name a book from Twilight Sparkle's treehouse.

-WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!?


disregard last question.

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Jun
20th
2012

Introducing... · 2:43pm Jun 20th, 2012

So here is an interesting idea. It has nothing to do with writing... but it is sort of a concept that can spread and do something good.

I call it, The Fluttertree Project.

Basically, it is a site that fans can visit or just people in general can visit, join, and in turn do something wonderful.

That is, help out in their community, or do something for the greater good of mankind.

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Jun
17th
2012

Totally not fair! · 1:36am Jun 17th, 2012

Totally not fair! (Redundant)

I wanted to do a PMV, and Cosmic Love was going to be the song used... there are already like, three using it.

Shoot.

BTW I have no idea how to make one, but my creative side tells me that I should learn.

DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! OUST THE SICKNESS FROM HIS THRONE!



Oh well, I still have Dasies of the Galaxy.

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Jun
10th
2012

Meh. · 4:31pm Jun 10th, 2012

Twilight, what's cold, wet, and clueless?

Fluttershy, I don't have time for thi-

*splash*

YOUR FACE!




Priceless.


What did I want to talk about? Absolutely nothing? Oh, yeah...

Nothing to talk about!

What are some of YOUR favorite moments from season one or two?

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Jun
5th
2012

I know where the hell I'm going with this! · 4:53am Jun 5th, 2012

And that's a scary thought, isn't it?

Ugh. Another sleepless night. I'm going to get sick real soon.

I'm not sure if I care.

-moving on-

So, Clouds. Pardon my french, and don't call me out, but, shit just got real. Damn letter. I'm going to wind up killing these poor ponies, and no one wants to see that. However, as the title claims, I know where to go with it. I totally hope that it doesn't end up sucking. That would suck.

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Jun
1st
2012

Where the hell am I going with this? · 9:56pm Jun 1st, 2012

So here I am, reading through chapter III, making edits and changes and such. Suddenly:

BY CELESTIA, WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!

I'm writing a story? Am I mad? I've never written a story before, what compelled me to do this?

Seriously... wha? What?
Sorry for freaking out. I'm enjoying this a bit too much I think.

Excerpt from Chapter III of "Clouds" that appropriately describes the situation-

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May
26th
2012

A little bit about me. · 6:13am May 26th, 2012

So I'm up in the middle of the night writing this because I couldn't sleep. I could be writing "Clouds", but I didn't really want to...

(Chapter II is on its way, in case anyone's wondering. I doubt you are.)

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