Getting back from vacation. I feel awful. Blech. I need to go on another vacation.

But whatever. Here I am again, going to write, read, do various things for money that I'm not exactly proud of...

Church, you are a pistol.

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So I'm off on vacation starting tomorrow. Updating will most likely not occur. I will tell you this so I don't receive anything (especially on "Of Moments and Melodies") like, "Hey? Where's the update?"

Patience. You may find something awesome in the meantime.

Hopefully an update of "Her Mother's Diary" will come out tomorrow morning or something. I'm trying to update all of my fics before I leave. So there you go.

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My favorite author FelixDawn keeps making stories.

The latest one

I didn't even have anything to say this time, other than the fact the idea is completely overused and should have died a while ago.

I give up.

I'ma go live in a hole now.

See y'all later.

So thanks for following along guys!

My new story "Her Mother's Diary" is my best story so far, accumulating 27 thumbs up in 103 views.

A record for me! Cool!

I'm sure that bookplayer sent a lot of you guys over here. Without her, that story would not have gotten near as many views or likes. Annnnnnnd she made my picture. There's a lot to be grateful for there. Show her some love by commenting on how awesome and amazing she is with every new chapter of her stories.

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Chapter ten is up. Took a while to get here. I hope that you all are enjoying the story so far.

However, this isn't about that. I told you guys that I would give you some sort of surprise once chapter ten came out. So here's something for something.

This is my next fic, entitled "The Sandcastle Kingdom", and this is a sneak preview, just to see if anyone thinks I should continue it.

I will not write the next chapter until Of Moments and Melodies is completed.

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I'm not usually one to gush about stuff. I like a lot of different stories and such.

But seriously. This story needs more green thumbs.

One of the most interesting stories on the site. Totally awesome. Best Dash characterization I've read yet. A world you can't even imagine being in a cartoon.

Pacing is beyond excellent. Everything flows smoothly. Dash is great. The world created is great. The storyline is great.

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I have a treehouse constructed entirely of robot arms.

My sister's fic was a success. Damn her.

If the world were to explode tomorrow, how many Fluttershy's would fit into a basket of adorability?

Also This Guy

Never, By Shortskirtsandexplosions- Brilliant. Shocking, right? Unbelievable author. Favorited, and deservedly so.

The Envelope, By Gold- One word that isn't actually a word. Huhlarious! Teacups! Who'd have thunk it?

A Fun Day!, By Don'tWannaKnow- Don't read this. I died a bit inside. Someone please write a story where everyone just loves Scootaloo unconditionally.

Ant, By Gingernutgin- HOW IN THE WORLD WAS THIS MANAGED!?

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So, a lot has happened as the time has passed. First things first-

Introducing the group "Church's ideas", which came as the biggest surprise of my time on the site other than people actually liking my stories, headed by my apparent biggest fan and wonderfully outgoing pony KiaraKovu123.

I have absolutely no idea what the group will entail, but that's the best part, no?

okay, okay... there's that... also, more stuffs.

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So here is an idea that I will never ever end up writing, though I figured it worthy of being written.

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