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Church


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  • 587 weeks
    All Good Things. They Come to an End

    If you wish to stay in contact, then that is fine :twilightsmile:

    love,

    Church

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  • 587 weeks
    It's time for everybody's favorite game!

    Who Was Best Pony?

    With your host, Church!

    Fluttershy. Discord Tamer.

    Hello hello, and welcome to the latest installment of Who Was Best Pony?. I hope that you are enjoying your weekend, and I hope that you enjoyed this weekend's episode. Hope.

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  • 587 weeks
    I had a dream

    That all fanfictions were golden once.

    And my dream came true.

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  • 587 weeks
    Martian... This Means War...

    So my buddy Martian has gotten into drawing as well as writing fanfiction. I thought it was funny. Then, I decided "hey, I suck at drawing. I can do that too!"

    I'm kidding, buddy.

    Anyway, guess what I did? I put my ATROCIOUS drawing ability to the test! These are my first pony (and pretty much any) drawings EVAR.

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  • 587 weeks
    Speaking of Which

    Anybody want a new avatar?

    You could look just like me. Crappy photoshop and all. We could be like a CULT. How AWESOME would that be.

    I would love to make one for you. Mainly because I'm bored and stuff. That's mostly it. I'm pretty bored.

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Jan
15th
2013

I said screw it · 7:37pm Jan 15th, 2013

I decided to change my avatar and break the rules.

Shhhhhhh, don't tell anybody!

Yes, my new avatar does say "Because Everybody Else Sucks" right on it.

I'm so modest! :D

It's so adorable. Who doesn't love crappy photoshop?

Tell me I'm pretty,

- Church

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Comments ( 28 )

you're not pretty. you're beautiful.

YOU ARE SO PRETTY :flutterrage:

:facehoof: Sometimes you make me wonder Church...

714505 I love you :heart:

714509 THANK YOU :pinkiecrazy:

714510 Sometimes I make ME wonder, and how do you think THAT feels?

714517
YOU'RE WELCOME :flutterrage:

You might be pretty... but do you feel pretty?

714517 I know how it feels. Don't you worry about that.

You so pretty.

:pinkiegasp: You broke a Pinkie Promise! :pinkiecrazy:

YOU LOOKIN' DAMN FINE IN THOSE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS, BOY.

DANCE FOR MOMMY! DANCE I SAY!

:duck:

714525 I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

Oh dear...

714537 I SO PRETTY. :heart:

714542 Oh, I never pinkie promised. My friends don't even know what that is.

714779 I look fine in everything I wear. Sweater vest? Fuck yeah. Bring it on, bitch.

715052 This is soooo us! :heart:

Except you're my sister.

You know, I saw the new icon before you made this post.

And I was thinking to myself, gosh. HOW EDGY.

Church has gone and written "Because Everybody Else Fucks" on it.

And now that I know that it is ACTUALLY an 'S', I am mildly disappointed.

715098 Hey, sweater vests are a chick magnet, take it from someone who doesn't own one...
Why don't I again?

Daaaaaang, Church. You so sexeh.

Not pretty, sexy. We all suck here (kidding, we're average) But you're awesome. Heck, I had a dream about you the other day. (NOT KIDDING, EITHER!)

I know I didn't see your avatar basically saying I suck. I'm not awesome, but I'll tell you what, I don't suck either.

I swallow.:duck:

715536 :heart: So are you. So are you...

716521 Yeah, SEXY. That's what I'm talkin' bout! :heart:

Apparently I'm also dreamy. HA. Pun.

716568 Okay. I will be sure to go in and edit it to "and Art Inspired swallows"

MY PLEASURE!

Also it fits you'd put Rarity as an icon there :raritywink:

716618
Ah, you and your puns. THEY'RE even dead sexy.:duck:

:ajsmug: My, one misses a lot being absent for three days around here. :raritywink: Next thing you know you'll be having us call you mommy......and will need to keep you away from cats........ :rainbowlaugh:

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716981 Geist! Where'ya been!?

Also, that's creepy...

718212 Yay!!!! :heart:

718524 :ajsmug: Ah, church, my friend. I've been around really, thanks for asking. :twilightsmile: Just getting some tasks IRL taken care of. Although after returning, I found 21 notifications ranging from Funny to "shits gone to hell". It rather caught me by surprise but *shrugs* what can one do? Anyway, I'd also like to apologize actually for having joined your group and yet having done nothing in it yet. Like the other two I've joined so far, I've had full intention to be of help in some way, but alas, my adhd addled head tends to lose it's focus on things quite often. But who knows, maybe when I get my art skill up a bit more I might be of better assistance then. :pinkiehappy:

And also.......Little Miss Rarity........she does not disappoint. :raritywink: Truth be told, when you did the whole "tell me I'm pretty" part, I just immediately thought of her. Figured I'd share. :rainbowlaugh:

719754 Oh, well thanks! Don't worry about the group. If you are an active participant then that is GREAT. However, if there is ever a time when you'd like to do something more then just PM me!

Also, maybe I am Rarity. :duck:

720407 :ajsmug: Very well, I shall keep that well in mind, my friend. Hopefully the future will possess an opportunity for that someday. :twilightsmile:

And further more. If you are Rarity, then maybe I'm really Applejack :applejackconfused: .......

:ajsmug: But that would be a horse...........

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..............of a different color. :yay: < YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:rainbowlaugh: Sorry, I couldn't help myself after I had seen that user Martian do it on the blog after this one. :rainbowlaugh:

722876 That is FANTASTIC. haha Aj looks good in a stache

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