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The Rarispy


I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Apr
1st
2017

An Exciting Announcement · 3:57pm Apr 1st, 2017

That's all.

You can go home now.

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Apr
1st
2016

"The Gems Saga: Chapter 4" Trailer · 7:54pm Apr 1st, 2016

This spring…

The tale of lovers will finally come to its conclusion…

A crowd of ponies sit in the pews of the church anxiously, waiting for the final words to come out.

“I do.”

Mayor Mare closed the bible and addressed the pair.

“Then by the powers invested in me by the citizens of Ponyville, I now pronounce you, Rarity and Fluttershy, as wife and wife! You may now kiss the bride.”

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Dec
30th
2015

The Gems Saga: A Summary · 10:06pm Dec 30th, 2015

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Dec
28th
2015

Coming in 2016... · 6:41pm Dec 28th, 2015

“My name… is Roseluck.

And I’m in love with a pony.

I know, stop me if you’ve heard this one before.”


“Roseluck, you need to let this thing go. It’s eating you alive.”

“I know.”

“You’ve been pining after Berryshine for more than three years, and now you’ve missed your chance.”

“I know.”

“Then why can’t you--”

“BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”


AN ALL-NEW CHAPTER IN THE GEMS SAGA

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Oct
18th
2015

Oh, hey look at that. · 5:39pm Oct 18th, 2015

Pinkie Pie fighting temptation to expose a secret is officially a canon concept. What now, everyone who said that wasn't realistic in The Sweetest Gem? :P
*cough* I still did it before it was cool.

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Jul
14th
2015

R.I.P. Satoru Iwata. · 5:06am Jul 14th, 2015

As someone who grew up with Nintendo, this news deeply saddens me. The President of Nintendo, and even before that, a man responsible for fine-tuning and bringing to us many great Nintendo games.

Thank you, Mr. Iwata. For putting fun back into video games, and for my childhood.

Rest in peace and godspeed, good sir.

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Jun
27th
2015

Love Prevails, Always and Forever · 7:25am Jun 27th, 2015

Today marks an important day in history. The Supreme Court has just ruled that states do not have the power to ban same-sex marriage, effectively legalizing marriage equality across the entire United States!

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Apr
10th
2015

I'm not dead. · 6:51am Apr 10th, 2015

Just dropping by to give a quick message. I am working on something. It might not be out for a while, but something is indeed coming in the dark.

I guess while I'm here (and all 680 of you are going through my works now to try to remember who this jerk is), I should probably note that I've finally caught up and watched all of Season 4! HUZZAH! I really should've taken care of that much earlier like everyone told me...

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Aug
12th
2014

R.I.P. Robin Williams · 1:04am Aug 12th, 2014

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/12/movies/robin-williams-oscar-winning-comedian-dies-at-63.html?_r=0

The world has just lost one of its greats today. Farewell, Robin Williams. Thank you for all the laughs over the years. Hopefully, there's a Patch Adams for you somewhere up there.

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May
27th
2014

"Cherry Bomb" is now live · 11:05pm May 27th, 2014

Yup. After eight long months of school, life, other things, and, going to be honest here... a little bit of procrastination, The Rarispy has truly returned.

*screams of anguish and terror erupt all over FIMFiction.net*

Don't all get excited at once. Check it out here.

In the meantime, I'm going to take the time to get caught up on a few things.

Like this.

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