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The Rarispy


I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

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  • 370 weeks
    An Exciting Announcement

    That's all.

    You can go home now.

    2 comments · 414 views
  • 422 weeks
    "The Gems Saga: Chapter 4" Trailer

    This spring…

    The tale of lovers will finally come to its conclusion…

    A crowd of ponies sit in the pews of the church anxiously, waiting for the final words to come out.

    “I do.”

    Mayor Mare closed the bible and addressed the pair.

    Read More

    3 comments · 581 views
  • 435 weeks
    The Gems Saga: A Summary

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  • 435 weeks
    Coming in 2016...

    “My name… is Roseluck.

    And I’m in love with a pony.

    I know, stop me if you’ve heard this one before.”


    “Roseluck, you need to let this thing go. It’s eating you alive.”

    “I know.”

    “You’ve been pining after Berryshine for more than three years, and now you’ve missed your chance.”

    “I know.”

    “Then why can’t you--”

    “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”


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    6 comments · 429 views
  • 446 weeks
    Oh, hey look at that.

    Pinkie Pie fighting temptation to expose a secret is officially a canon concept. What now, everyone who said that wasn't realistic in The Sweetest Gem? :P
    *cough* I still did it before it was cool.

    4 comments · 411 views
May
27th
2014

"Cherry Bomb" is now live · 11:05pm May 27th, 2014

Yup. After eight long months of school, life, other things, and, going to be honest here... a little bit of procrastination, The Rarispy has truly returned.

*screams of anguish and terror erupt all over FIMFiction.net*

Don't all get excited at once. Check it out here.

In the meantime, I'm going to take the time to get caught up on a few things.

Like this.

And that.

I'll probably write up Author's Notes for this one if enough people are interested. But until then, toodles.

Report The Rarispy · 548 views · Story: Cherry Bomb ·
Comments ( 14 )

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407? hah! i just broke 8K!

i don't have a lot of free time, ok?



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Dude. That is some list there. I just hope you don't have 'Diaries of a Madman' in your read later list or already read it. Because this shit get's you freakishly hooked.
But the number of the list says nothing. You could have a series of short fics that are around 10 k words long and you can just blast through. Or you can have fics with around 300 k words or more and read a hell lot more on them. DoaM has until now 1.6 millon words, which is more than all Harry Potter books and it's still running. I think counting the shit I have with my lousy 166 fics to read and about 20-30 million words in total, I can say that you probably have a shitload to read.
Completely reading without any disturbance, need to sleep, eat, drink or move, you could probably get through in half a year. Taking said things and every day life and work and shit into account... the next at least three years will be a fun time.
Those 59 favs not included.

Dragon:moustache:

2150921
Diaries of a Madman, ehh? Well, what's so bad about tha-- HOLY HELL.

...

Yeah, I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole. :rainbowderp:

2150939
Dude. Even with a pole of 500 miles this story still has the suction of a damn black hole.
The fun, the feels, the betrayal, the adventure!
I said the same thing you say right now, but realized it'd stay in my read later list forever if I'm not brave enough to attack the enemy full force.
I'm right now counting the microseconds from the last published chapter to the release of the next one.
And I'm still having a readgasm because of it.
There is also a chapter with 31 k words. It took me a day to read it because I had to take breaks from it I was simply laughing too damn hard.
I say thee my friend, it will seek you and it will get you. Thou can not attempt to flee from its mighty world of wonders.
Surrender now and spare your soul the pain.
Mine was lost. I couldn't find it anymore. It was too far in the story before I began reading. But it's not too late for you.

Dragon:moustache:

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Don't be afraid. Do it. It will do you good.
And if my memories are not deceiving me it was you who wrote a certain gem saga. Was it not? And how long pray tell was that all in all?
Yes. Do it. Your emotions will be free and you mind will wander. Tranquility awaits.

Dragon:moustache:

Only 59, that's nothing. I'm at 567...:twilightoops:. I've got a lot of catching up to do.

2150921
Holy crap... I've that on my read later list, but I can't believe it's at 1.6 million words...

I waited a long time for your next story, but I'm afraid I'll have to delay it a little longer. I'm reading Project Horizons right now and I'm almost completely caught up. I'm currently on part 2 of the last chapter of volume four, so it's probably going to be a few days; a week tops.

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Just so you know. I skipped sleep more then once to read more of this story. The world it builds. Wow. Nothing more to say. Out of the read later and in the favorites with it. Pronto.

Dragon:moustache:

2151036
Take your time. My story's not going anywhere. :P

This is gunna be good!

Excellent. It is good to have you back, I do so enjoy your works. /bow I too know the feeling, as you may know from the fact I'm commenting on a post you made over a week ago. I'm currently working through my notifications, restocking my "read later" list.

Looking forward to reading more from you.

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

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