You wake up in a land where magic is real and sapient ponies have built a civilisation. Being from a different universe, you have no understanding of their language or laws, but you're happy to have found yourself in the friendliest town there is. Good luck building a new life as their favourite... monkey thing.

Starlight struggles to write Hearth's Warming cards for her friends. Trixie is there.

It's mostly dialogue, sorry if it feels like you're reading a script.

This was written for stillinbeta for the 2018 Secret Samantha. A writing event to encourage stepping out of your comfort zone and to well, write at all.

Also you get fics for gifts and that's pretty fun.

If you'd like to join in on the next Secret Santa, feel free to join The Donut Hut discord server. It's happening in July!

Rainbow Dash loves Applejack. She loves her a lot. Like a lot a lot.

So when Applejack suggests that maybe they should get each other Hearth's Warming presents, Rainbow jumps at the idea. After all, all she needs to do is find the perfect gift and show Applejack just how much she loves her.

Shouldn't be too hard, right? It's Rainbow Dash we're talking about here. She'll probably find it in like two minutes, tops.

...

R-right?

Proofread by the fantastic and lovely Heartshine, holy shit thank you for editing this on December 23rd.

A gift for Rawrienstein as part of the Secret Samantha gift exchange on her server.

Sex tag is there because I just couldn't stop myself from making top and butch jokes.

The elders say there's nothing above the stone but endless water, stretching forever into the darkness.
But there are older stories, hidden in the soil and the dirt. Stories of a place with no ceiling at all, where light falls from on high in every color one can imagine.
And a dog by the name of Dash is going to find it.

Marble Pie and Big Mac had only ever met once. In the beginning, she wasn't sure if she felt anything for him or not, but by the time the big red stallion had to leave, Marble Pie knew that he was somepony special. There was something about him that just made her blush, whether it was his strangely charming clumsiness due to his size, his short but expressive one word answers, or something else she couldn't consciously see. All she knew was that she wanted to see him again.

When Marble Pie heard that her family would be the ones visiting the Apples this Hearth's Warming, she decided she was going to was going to confess no matter what it took. But when she saw Big Mac kissing that beautiful pink pony, she knew her chance was gone. Heartbroken, she begins to close herself off as she tries to figure out how to deal with the pain. Fortunately her eldest sister, Limestone Pie, knows all about dealing with harsh feelings.

It is a known fact that different universes have different time constants; that is, while one universe may experience a second, a different one might experience two. This causes a very large temporal drift between universes where, more often than not, the season doesn't even match up, let alone the day. However, in this holiday season, everyone's holidays are lining up perfectly. The Emperor of Mankind wants in on this.

Join the ponies, humans, daemons, and other creatures for a look at many different expressions of the holiday spirit.

Part of the Songs of the Spheres continuity - a Christmas/Holiday special! Takes place after chapter 073 - The Hunger for Games.

-GM, master of Nirvana.

Flower love is an ordinary unicorn mare just going about her business in her flower shop, when suddenly, things get real bizarre real quick. She finds herself stuck in a new world where nothing is quite right. She has to figure out how to fix things before it's too late.

[Short Chapters]

The old world has come to an end, yet the end is only the beginning.

An apocalyptic conclusion to "The Great War" brought about an even more terrifying danger. The world became disconnected, cities closed themselves off from the rest of the world, and while many fell to the terrors of the darkness, some cities rose from the ashes of war and became safe havens, beacons of light in a world consumed by darkness. In this world there are those known as the Seekers, those who leave the safety of their home in search of the elusive "Paradise", or they die trying.

Disclaimer: This is NOT a Fallout Equestria fimfic, but is inspired by it. Tags will be adjusted as the story continues.

For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.

So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.

(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)

(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)

cover art by the great harwicks-art

Twilight Sparkle receives an invitation to a night of high stakes poker at the mysterious The Inventory. Obviously, she is both curious and slightly mistrusting, so what does she do?

She goes All-In.

Let's place our bets.

Author's Note: Please do not comment with links to or encouraging gambling on other websites within my stories. I will delete such comments without warning or debate. Thank you.