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Painted Smile


“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

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Twilight Sparkle is ready for a nice evening with Moon Dancer to help restore their friendship. However, the pair quickly gets sidetracked when Moon Dancer demonstrates a lamia transformation spell that leaves her feeling a little predatory, and Twilight is in for an evening filled with enchantment. Of course, Moon Dancer isn't entertaining her for free, and together they'll go on a psychological adventure that will reveal things about these two mares that they didn't even know about themselves.

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'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'

'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'

'Avenge us.'

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(Note: This is one of my older stories, before I became a bit better at writing. And I thank you all for getting this to the feature box. My life is complete. :3
Also, credit to whoever for the artwork. I loved it and had to use it. Love you XO)
Zoey, Louis and Francis are finally home free. After helping Ellis, Coach, Nick and Rochelle with the bridge, they're finally getting ready to set sail to calmer waters. But when a tropical storm sends them to a land of colorful, peaceful ponies, how will the group react? Will Zoey be able to accept her worlds fate, will Louis be as positive as can be? Will Frances HATE every goddamn thing? Did something else follow them in? Only time will tell in, LEFT 4 DEAD IN EQUESTRIA!!!

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Lyra’s hunt for the supernatural in Ponyville continues unabated, and this week the object of her desire is not changelings, nor sea-ponies, but the rare and secretive human. With the help of her plucky (and irritable) assistant Rainbow Dash, Lyra is sure that this time she’s going to get to the bottom of a real mystery. However, the real question is why does Rainbow Dash hate humans?


With thanks to Thornwing, JCatt and Lord of Dorkness with their help pre-reading.

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Doomie, like most of his brothers, hasn't eaten in a while.
So, when a random pink pony asks for him to "do her"
and intercourse love is the tastiest kind of love out there,
and the pony herself looks pretty pretty:
How could he refuse?


Author's diary: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR diary. There is not enough Doomie pie fanfics out there....That is all.

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When a mysterious ship appears in Equestria, the Cutie Mark Crusaders take the opportunity to get their cutie marks in sailing. Unfortunately, said ship belongs to the Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn, and is collecting combatants for the latest Mortal Kombat tournament. Now, Twilight Sparkle and her friends are forced to enter the tournament to save their friends and stop Kahn from taking over the world.

Crossover fic based loosely on the 1995 MK movie. Violence tends towards the comedic variety rather than hardcore blood and gore.

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Will the Soldier be able to overcome Equalism? You know the answer, but read on to find out how. Because Starlight Glimmer isn't just going to roll over and give in.

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This story is a sequel to He Who Wields The Lightning


TEAM UP TIME!

This may be my only chance to save them, if they can be saved. I pray that Celestia is not yet consumed by the power or that Luna has not completely given into her hatred yet. But they have put Equestria at war with itself. And then there's Black Adam...I know that I cannot save them, but hopefully my champions can. And if they cannot save them and attain their Elements...then we will all face destruction.

If you have not read my other stories you will be confused as heck. But don't let that stop you from diving on in. Warning. MAJOR multiverse. If you don't like that thing, odds are you won't like this.

Banner, Adam and Ryan will be in the spotlight more so than the other characters as they are the one's whose character arcs need finishing. That's just how this turned out.

Pic by karate-chop.

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A story of Equestria, but not the Equestria that is so well known. This is an Equestria that is plagued with threats, monsters and dangers that constantly threaten the ponies. Celestia alone is not strong enough to deal with them, but with the arrival of a certain individual, she will no longer need to. For her and the ponies of the land, their world changed that day.

The day they heard that word.

Adam will be my interpretation and take of the character and his mythology, while all of the characters will look like their Injustice counterparts. If you hate time jumps, you will not like this. Also a lot of multiverse. You have been warned.

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Dark times lay ahead for the ponies of Equestria. A dark force comes to take their lands and their magic, to leave them all but helpless. Subjugated to life under a tyrant, their only salvation will come in the form of a champion, a champion who wrestles bears for fun. Zangief, the Red Cyclone, is their only hope.

Unfortunately for them, he's playing for the wrong team.

Zangief will be based on all of his best traits with as much personality as I could find from within his quotes. Don't take this story too seriously, it's done for fun. All my information came from the games and comics. LARIAT.

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