A cynical and distrustful man has a drunken conversation at a bar with someone and finds himself waking up in a land of talking ponies the next day. The catch? He's now a Ninetales. "Great...where's the bar?"

Crossover with Ranma 1/2
A project started by taking a pun and fanon meta just a little too far.

Ranma Saotome is deposited in Equestria at the whim of an excited child and with no way home is going to just have to make the best of it.

New Cover art, 2/15/19, commission by Cass
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This story is a sequel to The Fallen Age

Long ago, before the rise of Equestria, long before the Three Tribes Era even, Equus grew and prospered under the rule of the seemingly immortal Empress Cosmos. For two thousand years, she and her five Exarchs guided the many races of the world into a better future.

And then, she vanished, and her name and all she had done was forgotten.

Ten thousand years have passed since that night. Her Exarchs have not been seen in millennia, and the few who do know of that time think they died long ago.

The civilization she helped create is now forgotten by most, destroyed in a war born of xenophobia. One that heralded the rise of the Three Tribes Era.

But now signs have begun to appear. A long-forgotten prophecy is about to be fulfilled. The once and future ruler of Equus is about to be reborn. But what does this have to do with Twilight Sparkle and the five new ponies who have just arrived in Ponyville?

The last few weeks have not been easy.

I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.

The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.

Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.

Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.

What the fuck is going on?!

Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny

Featured 19/10/2019.

Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.

When I agreed to be sent to Equestria I didn't read the fine print. I'm the wrong age, the wrong sex, and lost in the wilderness.

New Cover art commissioned from Lunar Froxy.

Peter Westmoore, 19 years old. Friends describe him as hard working, but a stick in the mud.
Peter never enjoyed the party scene, not when he could be honing his skills as an animator, nor did he have a taste for alcohol. And what does all that responsibility get him? A quick night terror and being dragged to Equestria. Now he, or rather "she" has to find a way back to his/her world. But the six colors adorning his new equine shape simply keep getting in the way. How will a now stressed college student adapt to the happy go lucky world of ponies, and as a filly no less?

Special thanks to my editors; gerandakis and Jasperr Hart. For going through these chapters and helping me clean them up.

Hi, no the story isn't dead, I'm just on the loosest schedule I can manage and still call it a schedule.

Like I've said in previous comments, this stories muse is out for a match of tennis, so it's grinding by very slowly.

On top of that, the most recent chapters don't flow very well with the rest of the story, so here's what I'm thinking;

I'm going to put 'er on hiatus, and go back, do a bit of touch up work on the chapters, bring the whole story in for an overhaul, then continue once it's all cleaned up.

If that doesn't work out, then I'll just have to buckle down and force out the next few chapters, but I think we all know how well that would turn out.

CC~

Since there seems to be a bit of confusion on the subject, the pony characters in this story are humanized with the different characteristics of their races, wings, horns, etc...

It's a time for celebration in the Crystal Empire. It's Princess Flurry Hearts ninth birthday. The princesses, the Elements and even everyone's favorite gem eating dragon have shown up to party! That is until an unexpected guest crashes the place three days before the party and Flurry becomes smitten with the odd child they found.

He's a young man around her age in an odd orange and blue outfit. The biggest difference with him is that he has a monkey's tail instead of wings or a horn and the tremendous power he exudes. His name is Son Gohan of the Saiyan race.

He's kind, courteous, strong and very generous, almost immediately befriending the young princess and her family with his attitude and stories. But, as it has been Gohan's entire life, this peace is not to last.

The people of Equestria are about to get a very rude awakening because, despite Gohan's kind hearted nature and will to protect his new friends, war seems to be working it's way towards them in the form of the Changeling Queen, Chrysalis and the mysterious and powerful General Diserex. The half-saiyan will need to fight like a bat out of Tartarus to protect this new world he's found himself in, but every choice has a consequence.

At the Valley of the End, Naruto and Sasuke clashed with their best jutsus only for Naruto to miss with his rasengan and have his heart pierced by Sasuke, resulting in his death. Kami sends him to a new world to live a new life. join Naruto in his adventures with the Mane 6 and others through the land of Equestria.

Someone is messing with the dictations of fate. A mysterious shadow has tied the fate of the Elemental Countries with that of Equestria. Now with powers unseen in the world of ninja and a family in the form of a bunch of pastel colored ponies Naruto Uzumaki will become a true harbinger of harmony.

A "Naruto" crossover. Rather then dying at his brother's hands Itachi is instead sent to a world wholly unfamiliar to him, will he finally find peace within himself among the ponies of Equestria?