Anon is dragged into Equestria by the effects of a mysterious idol belonging to Discord. He is soon discovered by Princess Celestia, Twilight, and Fluttershy, without any memory of how to speak or write clearly, or his past. Fluttershy then volunteers to watch over Anon until the princesses decide on further action. What follows is Anon's attempts at making a new life for himself alongside Fluttershy and her friends.

Featured as of 11/13/2017- Holy moly! A hearty thank-you to everyone who has joined me for the story so far, and a warm welcome to everyone who has yet to hop on board. Enjoy.

Edit as of 2022: Marked as cancelled as a courtesy to anyone who finds this. Between grad school and depression, I lost what direction I had to keep up with the story as intended. There isn't any intention to keep working on it, but I can't bring myself to delete it outright. Please take it as you will, and accept my sincerest apologies that it took so long to make clear.

Everyone likes food yes? because if not then i opened this cafe for no reason. In my experience, I've found that almost anyone can be plied with sweets, coffee and beverages; from the hardiest creature to the vilest of villains. What could possibly go wrong?

It's a cliche displaced story. Where the MC goes to convention, meets merchant and sent to Equestria.

Under a Rewrite

PS: there is going to be a lot of characters.

PSS: this is set in the RGRE-verse, Reverse Gender Role Equestria

PSSS: My editor is Is the ever so Classy Fox, Classy fox. Dude's a big help and check him out if you can.

A particular magical horse has made such a habit of randomly appearing and administering whimsy and cuddles that there are enough victims available to form a semi-regular support group.

Something strange about that new guy though...

In the forgotten history archives known as The Sorcery War, a battle wages between the Old alliance & Displaced Validar's army after he went to a convention dressed as Validar. Despite many warriors having fallen in battle and at a disadvantage, the Old alliance has won, leading to the Grima's disbandment from Validar's demise by the heroes. Thousands of years later after the war, Equestria is born. However, neither of the citizens nor the higher ups has heard the hidden whispers of darkness slowly returning soon. After Nightmare Moon's defeat, Twilight Sparkle has an unexpected visitor waiting for her. Unaware for everyone and every pony, this would lead to the rising corruption darkness. Including the return of the Grima Sorcerer; Validar.

Dillon, local human, is sitting around happy as anything one day when Pinkie - who is his friend - appears. A judge is required, she says, and he fits the bill.

He obliges. Not like he had anything better to do.

Not like anyone did, apparently.

There have been many debates among men whether the multi-verse theory is true or not, but there are some who know the truth. Aquila Cuore, an Assassin from the 19th century. He discovered the hard way the truth of this theory, not even knowing it existed yet. After a traumatic event that would've eventually led to his death, he awoke from unconsciousness in a dark void. Redik Dheavan an aspiring wizard from the world of Dominaria found himself in the same predicament after having a rather one sided battle with a mysterious dark wizard. Little did they know, this would change their lives in a mind wrecking way forever.

This is very much a story going under constant evolution by its writer and accomplices. If you feel that you are not patient enough to last until at least half way through the story. Then this is not the story for you.

Aquila Cuore and Redik Dheavan (C): Eagle Heart.

Ugh! Being stoned by the very things that you have been gifted with sucks, but when it means that the world stays safe, its worth the 1,000 year wait. My name... I go by many names; Shade Blitz, Norijiro, Rage. But my most common name; Alexander, God of Rage. This is my story.

Meet Zephyr, High school student in his Freshman year moves and transfers from Appleloosa high school to Canterlot High school. The reason? His parents had to transfer him to live at his own apartment because they're working everyday, only to have the weekend off. Feeling relieved that he moved away from his problems, he immediately meets up with Pinkie and the others making him feel more accepted. Though something is eating him up when he meets up with Sunset Shimmer.

(This is set in Equestria Girls and Rainbow Rocks. So all of them are human.)

During a little teleportation incident most of the Heroes and Villains of the Dc universe have been transported over to the Equestria. Now in the forms of ponies the Heroes of the Dc universe will try to find a way to get home while learning more about friendship and fighting the Dc Villains that are on the loose in Equestria.

Disclaimer: I'm going to use the most well known versions of the Dc characters in the story along with a little bit of the new 52 sprinkled in. In the timeline of Mlp where this event is taking place is around season 4.

Now with a SEQUEL!!

An unexpected event happened in Crystal Empire and quickly spread all over Equestria. Unfortunately, the same thing happened to the youngest ranger in the Army Ranger.

When he and his friends are sent to Afghanistan to fight alongside each other and their main objective is to capture one of the ISIS base in a town, they suddenly got teleported into the 'beautiful' land of Equestria, where they met with colorful talking ponies. But everything didn't seem as beautiful as it looks like.

The rangers now are going to fight with a villain that his mission is to conquer Equestria. Luckily for them, they have technology far more advanced to fight the evil one. So, nothing could go absolutely wrong right? I hope so.

Rated T because contains hard languages.

(Undergoing edited)