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shamelessly raunchy shipper who also enjoys a bit of wholesome romance, i love weird shipping and also gallbar is my otp

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Time. Space. Reality. Is there more than one path given to you? Or... is there more then what you know? Have you ever wondered what you would have chosen differently? I am Dreamless Portal. I am your guide through what others would call different realities. I have seen; heard; and lived every life in Equestria; every Equestria, and yet I must ask myself... "What if...?"

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Tony Stark considers himself a fairly open-minded guy, given the whole Iron Man thing and all. There's nothing that can't be explained away by science.

...Even a very tiny lavender unicorn who ended up in his lab. Maybe. Who seems intent on calling him dad. Well, at least he can say to himself he won't have to find a gift for Pepper this year. Now, explaining this one to SHIELD, on the other hand, not to mention getting over his crippling parental anxiety issues? Yikes. ...somehow, facing Ivan Vanko again sounds more appealing.

Set Pre-Avengers. Proofread by TheRedParade

featured on 6/23/20, 6/24/20, 6/25/20, 6/26/20, and on 6/27/20. Top of the box!

(Iron Man and associated characters property of Marvel Comics)
(New title suggested by Airy Words, thanks! 👍 )

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This story is a sequel to The Maretian


In the Changeling Space Program, many are chosen, but only a hoofful have the privilege to be named astromares. Never in her life had Queen Chrysalis dreamed of hosting an alien from another dimension, but yet it has to happen. Stranded on Equus until fit to fly home, Mark Watney will have to adjust to life of aliens and magic...

This is his story...

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This story is a sequel to Queen Chrysalis Reforms (Accidentally)


Tiatarta! The hidden gem of Equestria’s resorts. Sandy beaches, colorful locals, and relative isolation make this the ideal vacation destination. So what kind of friendship problem could this tropical paradise possibly have for Smolder and Ocellus to deal with?

And what the HAY is Queen Chrysalis doing here?! And what did she do to her mane?

Reading Queen Chrysalis Reforms (Accidentally) is recommended for context.

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Many years after her dethronement, Chrysalis has returned to her kingdom, but not in the way her people had secretly feared. Chrysalis appears to have changed the same way the others have, although some believe she is using her shapeshifting powers to do so, something that is believed impossible. While Thorax is willing to give her a chance to prove she's changed, Pharynx is not convinced of her reform. The King of Changelings calls his closest friend Spike in order to aid him, but will that be enough? And has Chrysalis truly reformed?

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This story is a sequel to Six Discoveries


Silverstream and Smolder start to discover all the fun and joy there is to BMX and skateboarding. Scootaloo soon joins in with her scooter, and they decide to form a trio team called "The Synthesizers". However, their stunts, tricks, and high speed runs are soon picked up by newspapers and photographers... and The Washouts.

As the three set out on a journey to have wild and daring fun, conflicts with legal authorities, the lingering effects of injuries, fame, and money start to drive the close-knit trio apart, threatening their friendship.

NOTE: "Sad" tag for the low and solemn moments in the story. Also, the bike and skateboard shown on the front cover are mere placeholders - they are not exactly the same as the ones mentioned in the story.

Loosely inspired by the Bones Brigade skateboard team from the '80s. Learn more about them here.

Cover art (c) me and Nathan @bookcovermall
BMX image (c) WeThePeople Bike CO.
Skateboard image (c) Birdhouse Skateboards
Scootaloo's scooter vector (c) CaffeineJunkie

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Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and deals with M/M shipping. If you do mind one or both of these things, you know where the exit button is.


A day after the events of "Hearth's Warming Club," Sandbar finds out another reason why his griffon friend does not want to return to Griffonstone. In the eyes of the griffons, Gallus isn't considered a legal adult as he has no one to perform a coming of age ceremony. One that would give the young griffon self-guardianship and freedom of choice to leave the country to move to Equestria. However, since he could not be adopted without the consent of a living relative, Gallus is stuck in a perpetual legal and cultural limbo.

That was until Sandbar thought up of a loophole. If his friend is unable to be free by adoption, then perhaps the only way to do so, is to marry him. At least, temporarily.


P.S. A special thank you to the writer of this site who has guided me throughout this story who wishes to remain anonymous.

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"The Everfree Forest doesn't know what went wrong! A collection of random stories about ponies in need of chaos threatens to be happy. What will become an apple tree, and what will become a mysterious dream? The final foal awakens. Will she destroy gravity?"


A 'My little Pony' fanfiction written using Botnik’s Predictive Keyboard. A collaboration between man and machine, in the same vein as “Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash”.

Teen rating for quite possibly the most bizarre innuendos you'll ever read.

Special thanks to FanOfMostEverything, and everyone involved in his multi-author shorts-collections "Never the Final Word (Vol. 2)" and "Group Precipitation" for providing the input data.

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After having saved all of Equestria together, the Student Six certainly have a strong friendship, but is it truly unbreakable?

Wanting to find out, Friendship School Guidance Councillor Starlight Glimmer decides to give them the ultimate test: playing Cards Against Equestria.

Can their friendship survive this horrible game?

Sex tag is for raunchy jokes only. There is no actual sex in this story.

For this story, I used actual cards from the game, though some of them have been slightly altered so that they more closely reflect the world of Friendship is Magic instead of the real world.

Inspired by Mythril Moth’s Cards Against Equestria Girls, and BronyOverlord’s Cards Against Starlight

Featured on 26/11/2018

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IRS Scammers. We all hate them, and in Equestria, it's no different. Once technology advanced to the point of phones and computers, scamming came with it.

Unfortunately, not everypony is as gullible as some other nasty people would like.

Find this story and more in a print copy! Just click these words here!

Featured on EQD 11/26/18!

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