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// Studious Collector 
// Story: Hello, This is Not a Scammer, I Promise 
// by BronyWriter 
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It started when the phone rang.

Studious Collector looked up from his paperwork. He sighed and capped his pen before lighting his horn and putting the headset on.

"Hello?"

"Hello, this is Legit Collector of the ERS, and I am calling to inform you that you are currently under investigation for tax evasion. Who am I speaking to?"

Studious Collector frowned. "My name is Studious Collector and I work as the head of the Canterlot branch of the ERS."

"DAMMIT!"

*SLAM*