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// Fluttershy 
// Story: Hello, This is Not a Scammer, I Promise 
// by BronyWriter 
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It started when the phone rang. 

Fluttershy smiled and put the headset on. Usually the only ponies who called her were her friends, and it was always nice to hear from them. She pressed the answer button. 

"Hello?"

"Yes, hello, this is Legit Collector from the Equestrian Revenue Service. I am calling to inform you that you are under investigation for tax evasion for the years two thousand and thirteen to two thousand and fifteen."

"Oh my, that's serious!" Fluttershy said. 

"Yes. Now before we begin, I must ask you if you file your taxes yourself, or if you go through a third party."

"I usually have my ferrets do them," Fluttershy responded. "They're good with numbers."

"Ma'am I must request that you take this seriously. If you do not resolve this issue then...

Fluttershy just tuned it out. She stood up from her couch and walked over to Angel Bunny, who had hopped into the room to see who had called. She slid the headset off of her head and gave it to him after whispering 'scammer' in his ear. He grinned and rubbed his paws together. 

Fluttershy hummed a happy tune to herself as she walked into her kitchen to start lunch. 

He wouldn't be calling back.