It started when the phone rang.
Chrysalis sat up and raised her eyebrow. The phone she had stolen shouldn't have been able to recieve calls. It was just to hack into any phone lines to possibly spy on Equestria.
It rang again.
She shifted on the couch upon which she had been lounging and took the headset off.
"Hello?"
"Yes, hello, my name is Legit Collector from the Equestrian Revenue Service. I am calling to inform you that you are currently under investigation for tax evasion."
Chrysalis lightly laughed and shook her head. "Oh? Is that all?"
"Our records indicate that you owe six thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine bits and two cents. Should you fail to pay you will be sentenced to no less than nine years in an Equestrian penitentiary."
"Oh, well then, I suppose I had better pay." Chrysalis's smile turned predatory. "However, you must give me something in return for my payment."
"Um... what?"
"Your teeth."
"Oh, um, ah... goodbye!"
*Slam!*