After growing up alone and discarded a young Chrysalis tries to fit into Canterlot society. Whilst growing up alone, she admires from a far a young colt, who she falls hard for after first sight. She tries more and more to see the colt, changing her form each time to get closer to him. When the time comes that they finally meet, she is too ashamed to reveal her true form, and hides herself away from him.

When a young mare walks into his life, Chrysalis is heartbroken, simply devastated. She makes up her mind, she needs to make sure he knows her, and steal the colt of her dreams away from this new threat. By. Any. Means. Necessary.

Anon has noticed something strange. Rainbow Dash doesn't live in Ponyville or Cloudsdale, and her house never stays in one place. Because of this, it seems that she basically lives in a trailer home, making her... trailer trash! The implications of this realization are anything but pretty.

Please be aware, this is for silliness and for fun, not because I hate Rainbow Dash. Everyone knows I hate Spike, come on.

Thanks to Enigmatic Otaku for the idea.
Art by BambooDog

What is Duchess Celestipaws to do? She's come to earth from the Pinkth Dimension, all in hopes of finding the next Magical Princess Sailor Girl, but all these humans look alike to her. Surely, that strong, strapping young human over there would make a perfect Sailor Girl! Never mind that she has a little stubble on her chin, or an Adam's apple, what is that human's name?
Oh good! Flash Sentry even sounds like a Sailor Girl name!

WARNING: Contains Crossdressing, the color pink, Comedy, the color pink, Equestria Girls, the color pink, Subconscious Sissy Dreams, the color pink, Flash Sentry, the color pink

Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions, who has a very... precise and active imagination it seems. I got carried away.

When Twilight says she'll host a Pub Night party at the castle, she's at a loss for what to do! Lucky for her, Discord is there and willing to help. Can the two of them make a small party with Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants completely unforgettable?

Written as a commission for Fiend from the Darkness, with permission from Crystal Wishes!
Both Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants are creations of Crystal Wishes and are not mine at all. (love you bby)

Spike has never gotten a taste of real love before. Now, at long last, he's found that Starlight Glimmer loves him so madly and deeply that she wants them to be together all the time. Just the two of them. True, she gets a little possessive, but that's just how you show someone you care, right?

WARNING: Contains Yandere, slight meta, and threats of violence.

Done as a commission for Midnight Radiance, who has a wonderfully twisted sense for love stories.

Beautiful art by Thunder Chaser. Will take down if requested.

Twilight Sparkle may have to deal with a lot of issues, but inside her, another drama plays out with her internal organs. Her spleen has fallen in love with her gallbladder, and even though their romance can never be, he pines after her every day. Maybe, with a little help from his friend, the liver, he can gain some closure. But at what cost to Twilight?

WARNING: Contains internal organ romance. Seriously. That's what this is. I'm not kidding.

Written as a commission for Majin Syeekoh who has the most insane, mad, and messed up ideas. And I am so so grateful.

There are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, and humanity is determined to explore every one. We send probes, probes with the blueprints to reproduce human explorers upon arrival. Uninhabited worlds the galaxy over can be colonized and populated, until after many years they too can join the vast throng of interstellar civilization. But if a probe is very, very lucky, it will land on a populated world instead. Equestria is one such world.

Even so, it's far from perfect for colonization, not with an environment lethal to human life. But each probe is resourceful and armed with the greatest machine intelligence mankind has devised. If placing a human mind into a newly manufactured human body won't work, it will just have to get a little more creative.

This book has a Hardcover! If you want to pick it up, you can grab it here: https://starscribe.net/

This story was written at the behest of Canary In The Coal Mine, who is sponsoring it on my Patreon. As usual, cover by Zutcha. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.

Fantastic prereading help from: Chyre, Danger Noodle, Doctor Disco, and Doggyshakespeare (who also did the Esperanto translation). Thank you all for helping to make this story more readable and more consistent for everyone.

Skyrim guard travels the magical land of Equestria, making friends and foes, having adventures and lecturing about proper citizen behavior.

But how will our hero fare against the native ponies with such a short repertoire of phrases? Will he help the land or cause its downfall? Should we follow?

Of course we should!

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Also, all comments saying anything about anything get a prize!

Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!

An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration with Airy Words.

Cover art by Mix-up and their DeviantArt account is Amalgamzaku.

Book One: Chapters 1–33
Book Two: "Further Off The Mark": Chapters 34–69
Book Three: "On The Mark": Chapters 70–100

Sex tag added as of chapter 32 but it's mostly due to talk. Actual sex takes place "off camera".

Everything dies.

Sometimes sooner than it should, and sometimes not for very long.

When death proves to be a bit more impermanent than it should be, Celestia is left to figure it out.

As well as why the new citizen of her fair land seems so intent on keeping the answers to himself.